Spread the fascism

mkpdavies · 25-10-2006, 05:03 PM

I am fed up of the motorist, smokers, drinkers being the brunt of enviro/health fascsim. So if this is the kind of fascism people want, I think the following have to be considered.

Pet tax. Animals breath and consume resources. They are carbon negative and add no real value. Anyone with a pet must pay pet tax, depending on the size of the animal.

Christmas light tax. All that energy burned making evil CO2. It must be taxed depending on the amount of light output.

Children tax. The more kids you have the more tax you pay. People are carbon negative, thus the more you produce, the more you have to pay.

Age tax. The oldder you are, the more you have to pay. Every year you are on this planet, you are producing CO2 and consuming resources. You have to be encouraged not to survive so long.

Fireworks tax. Letting them off creates CO2, as does bonfires. It has to be taxed, depending on amount of fireworks and size of fire.

Excercise tax. Every time you exercise, you breath more and produce more CO2. Also you have to eat more to survive, so you are consuming more. A massive tax on exercise is required.

Politician tax. Lib Dems push more leaflets through my door than any other (though they have been quite of late). All political parties have to be taxed as they consume resources by driving around and all the material they use.

Sport tax. Sporting events mean thousdands of people travel, thus creating CO2. This should be taxed.

Relgion tax. Same as above.

Work tax. By producing goods, supporting goods, using goods you produce evil CO2. By having a job, you should be taxed.

Yes it's the only way and if you don't like it, then you are evil and against thje environment.

John Carter · 25-10-2006, 05:10 PM

FFS, there's Labour minions reading this. Don't give them ideas!

mkpdavies · 25-10-2006, 05:20 PM

Good, I hope the take them on board. If they don't then they are selfish and will help destroy mother earth.

I also liked your meat eaters tax. Let's add that to the list

Fun tax is also required. Fun is not required to live, so anything that gives people fun has to be hammered as an unecessary use of resource.

Soddball · 25-10-2006, 06:23 PM

I noticed you left off a bonfire tax. Are you a closet oil baron lackey or something?

mkpdavies · 25-10-2006, 06:28 PM

Nope that is added. I will collate all suggestion and put them forward to the Lib Dems for a policy consideration.

B.A.Ware · 25-10-2006, 06:31 PM

Sex tax you expend more energy, well i do :shock: and produce more CO2.

TV tax millions of TVs are switched on using up precious energy created from burning fuel which is polluting the atmosphere.

John Carter · 25-10-2006, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by B.A.Ware

TV tax

In case ya missed it, that one's already operational.

mkpdavies · 25-10-2006, 07:21 PM

Ah, but they haven't taken into account Larger wide screen T.Vs.

They should have their taxation doubled.

C_steam · 26-10-2006, 12:23 PM

Fizzy drinks tax - on account of the CO2 emmitted.

Lager tax. Simlar to above, plus the propensity of lager drinkers to break wind more regularly.

C_steam · 26-10-2006, 12:25 PM

Having a **** car tax.

Older cars in poor repair are not as economical as newer cars, plus emmissions are higher.

25-10-2006, 05:03 PM	#1 (permalink)
mkpdavies Uber Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Woking Posts: 32,059 Party: Libertarian Party	Spread the fascism I am fed up of the motorist, smokers, drinkers being the brunt of enviro/health fascsim. So if this is the kind of fascism people want, I think the following have to be considered. Pet tax. Animals breath and consume resources. They are carbon negative and add no real value. Anyone with a pet must pay pet tax, depending on the size of the animal. Christmas light tax. All that energy burned making evil CO2. It must be taxed depending on the amount of light output. Children tax. The more kids you have the more tax you pay. People are carbon negative, thus the more you produce, the more you have to pay. Age tax. The oldder you are, the more you have to pay. Every year you are on this planet, you are producing CO2 and consuming resources. You have to be encouraged not to survive so long. Fireworks tax. Letting them off creates CO2, as does bonfires. It has to be taxed, depending on amount of fireworks and size of fire. Excercise tax. Every time you exercise, you breath more and produce more CO2. Also you have to eat more to survive, so you are consuming more. A massive tax on exercise is required. Politician tax. Lib Dems push more leaflets through my door than any other (though they have been quite of late). All political parties have to be taxed as they consume resources by driving around and all the material they use. Sport tax. Sporting events mean thousdands of people travel, thus creating CO2. This should be taxed. Relgion tax. Same as above. Work tax. By producing goods, supporting goods, using goods you produce evil CO2. By having a job, you should be taxed. Yes it's the only way and if you don't like it, then you are evil and against thje environment. __________________ http://brits4ronpaul.blogspot.com/ http://wokinglibertarians.blogspot.com/ http://lpuk.org My ignore list Labour, Lib Dems

25-10-2006, 05:20 PM	#3 (permalink)
mkpdavies Uber Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Woking Posts: 32,059 Party: Libertarian Party	Good, I hope the take them on board. If they don't then they are selfish and will help destroy mother earth. I also liked your meat eaters tax. Let's add that to the list Fun tax is also required. Fun is not required to live, so anything that gives people fun has to be hammered as an unecessary use of resource. __________________ http://brits4ronpaul.blogspot.com/ http://wokinglibertarians.blogspot.com/ http://lpuk.org My ignore list Labour, Lib Dems

25-10-2006, 06:28 PM	#5 (permalink)
mkpdavies Uber Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Woking Posts: 32,059 Party: Libertarian Party	Nope that is added. I will collate all suggestion and put them forward to the Lib Dems for a policy consideration. __________________ http://brits4ronpaul.blogspot.com/ http://wokinglibertarians.blogspot.com/ http://lpuk.org My ignore list Labour, Lib Dems

25-10-2006, 07:21 PM	#8 (permalink)
mkpdavies Uber Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Woking Posts: 32,059 Party: Libertarian Party	Ah, but they haven't taken into account Larger wide screen T.Vs. They should have their taxation doubled. __________________ http://brits4ronpaul.blogspot.com/ http://wokinglibertarians.blogspot.com/ http://lpuk.org My ignore list Labour, Lib Dems

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25-10-2006, 05:10 PM	#2 (permalink)
John Carter Uber Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: On Sabbatical Posts: 5,110	FFS, there's Labour minions reading this. Don't give them ideas!

25-10-2006, 06:23 PM	#4 (permalink)
Soddball Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 272	I noticed you left off a bonfire tax. Are you a closet oil baron lackey or something?

25-10-2006, 06:31 PM	#6 (permalink)
B.A.Ware Moderator Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Birmingham Posts: 4,773 Party: UKIP	Sex tax you expend more energy, well i do :shock: and produce more CO2. TV tax millions of TVs are switched on using up precious energy created from burning fuel which is polluting the atmosphere.

26-10-2006, 12:23 PM	#9 (permalink)
C_steam Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Paddling up 5hit creek..... Posts: 7,964	Fizzy drinks tax - on account of the CO2 emmitted. Lager tax. Simlar to above, plus the propensity of lager drinkers to break wind more regularly.

26-10-2006, 12:25 PM	#10 (permalink)
C_steam Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Paddling up 5hit creek..... Posts: 7,964	Having a **** car tax. Older cars in poor repair are not as economical as newer cars, plus emmissions are higher.