Wedding painting 'unsuitable for gays'

Sarumano · 03-01-2006, 10:37 PM

Hang on a cotton-pickin' minute!

a) Who looks at the effing pictures on the wall when they are getting married, hetero or homo?

b) Now bear with me on this- the pictures have been moved; where? To the reception area, where one has even more time to stand around waiting, looking at the pictures and being offended?... Doh!

Peter_North · 04-01-2006, 12:47 PM

Heterosexual couples will soon be banned from marriage beacause it undermines civic partnerships.

butcherblair · 11-01-2006, 07:19 PM

Does GAY stand for ....... Got Aids Yet ?

Bluemerle · 11-01-2006, 08:17 PM

I believe there was an article in The Mail today saying that the Registrar for Births, Marriages and Deaths had been ordered to change marriage for ???? in case it offends gays.

welshbrit · 11-01-2006, 10:15 PM

8)
If i were to admit my beliefs at work i would be sacked. If i should try to defend the values of my British/christian background I would be hounded out of my job. I once remarked (at an office party whilst quite drunk) that I could never follow an officer INTO phpbb_battle who liked to take it up the a##.

One might have heard a pin drop in fact i almost expected the Ennio Morricone Gunfight score to suddenly start up "Hey!.. Gringo!.. we don theenk your leetle joke eez very fonny". On the way home In the Taxi I thought to myself What joke? I wasn't trying to be funny. I was quietly laughing though as I remembered the contrived look of shocked outrage on many peoples faces. The Taxi Driver asked me what the joke was and i told him what Happened, he said that in his religion it was a sin to lie with other men and a crime according to (his) God. I replied that it was fortunate he hadn't been at the party then, he started to laugh and suggested that i might book a taxi to the dole office in the morning.
I might have apologised for for being a tad crude or rude But i will not stop saying what I think. my opinion is as valid as anyone elses.

11-01-2006, 10:15 PM	#25 (permalink)
welshbrit Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Vale of Glamorgan Posts: 127	8) If i were to admit my beliefs at work i would be sacked. If i should try to defend the values of my British/christian background I would be hounded out of my job. I once remarked (at an office party whilst quite drunk) that I could never follow an officer INTO phpbb_battle who liked to take it up the a##. One might have heard a pin drop in fact i almost expected the Ennio Morricone Gunfight score to suddenly start up "Hey!.. Gringo!.. we don theenk your leetle joke eez very fonny". On the way home In the Taxi I thought to myself What joke? I wasn't trying to be funny. I was quietly laughing though as I remembered the contrived look of shocked outrage on many peoples faces. The Taxi Driver asked me what the joke was and i told him what Happened, he said that in his religion it was a sin to lie with other men and a crime according to (his) God. I replied that it was fortunate he hadn't been at the party then, he started to laugh and suggested that i might book a taxi to the dole office in the morning. I might have apologised for for being a tad crude or rude But i will not stop saying what I think. my opinion is as valid as anyone elses. __________________ Shot down in flames but still Laughing.

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03-01-2006, 10:37 PM	#21 (permalink)
Sarumano Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Salisbury Posts: 309	Hang on a cotton-pickin' minute! a) Who looks at the effing pictures on the wall when they are getting married, hetero or homo? b) Now bear with me on this- the pictures have been moved; where? To the reception area, where one has even more time to stand around waiting, looking at the pictures and being offended?... Doh!

04-01-2006, 12:47 PM	#22 (permalink)
Peter_North Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 350	Heterosexual couples will soon be banned from marriage beacause it undermines civic partnerships.

11-01-2006, 07:19 PM	#23 (permalink)
butcherblair Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: skegness Posts: 60	Does GAY stand for ....... Got Aids Yet ?

11-01-2006, 08:17 PM	#24 (permalink)
Bluemerle Uber Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Dorset. Posts: 3,252	I believe there was an article in The Mail today saying that the Registrar for Births, Marriages and Deaths had been ordered to change marriage for ???? in case it offends gays.