Yoof workers have spent recent times in my town 'solving the graffiti problem' by running classes in it for yoof, so that the problem of illegal graffiti can be eradicated by making it legal! Yoof workers have to be trained by the government, so they are fully in on the socialist social agenda, especially if they have 'qualifications' in it, which many invariably do. Yoof workers keep your taxes high and brainwash your kids with things like how to avoid reproducing. I mean what with all these immigrants about, the country is too small for more British people. Yoof workers enjoy dumbing the yoof down so they are always reliant on the state. No sensible company is going to employ a graffiti artist or a rapper. They ensure that there is no time that yoof can think for themselves and organise their own social life. Many yoof think there is nothing to do if it were not for the yoofclub, and many parents, almost identically thick, seem to like the idea of washing their hands of parental responsibilities.

So with all of that in mind and much more besides, it gives me great pleasure to inform you that our local communist radio station informed us of the sad loss of the town's yoof workers. They bemoaned that not just one or two were being ejected, but a complete wipeout situation was in the offing. They were at one time pinning their hopes that the new Tescos would give the town some cash to pay for them for flouting local opinion on the new supermarket being forced upon us, but ironically once Tescos got the permission they went back on their promises. That's what you get when you do a deal with the devil. Anyhow, the Yoof workers are now going to be the Yoof unemployed. I mean this sad loss almost necessitates the cracking open of the Dom Pérignon.