Mark Croucher & his naughty mobile

junius · 24-10-2008, 12:05 PM

Mark Croucher and his naughty mobile

I am the first to admit that Nigel Farage has done one good deed since he became our beloved leader - he sacked dear young Mark as Press Officer and Editor of Independence. As you may recall numerous complaints were made about Mark’s inability to keep to deadlines, answer emails and letters or even set his alarm clock. Even Nigel, it seems, could not tolerate Mark crawling into the office at 11.00, bleary eyed and somewhat the worse for wear after a night out on the town. The final straw came when Mark stopped turning up altogether. Nigel phoned him up only to be told that he would much rather work from home! Nigel’s response was to give Mark the order of the boot.

As you can imagine Mark was furious and demanded severance pay. He pointed out to Nigel that he was in possession of a rather embarrassing conversation recorded on his mobile. This conversation had apparently been recorded without the knowledge of the person concerned.

Oil was soon poured on troubled waters and now Nigel and Mark are the best of friends. They are now so close that Mark even posts comments on this forum on behalf of our computer illiterate leader. In a further gesture of friendship he even allows Clive Page to stay at his pub when he is working in London. What a guy!

junius · 24-10-2008, 03:23 PM

Mark has gone rather quiet.

Bob FM · 24-10-2008, 05:40 PM

Junius perhaps what you say may be true but you will not convert anyone by not revealing who you are or your sources. I could post on here that you are a member of the BNP or the Conservative Party seeking to destroy UKIP. It may or may not be true but there will be those who may well think I have access to information which proves it to be true, which I may have, but choose not to post.

Millennium3 · 24-10-2008, 05:47 PM

BFM so it was BFN not goodbye.

I am sure J's sources would dry up if he revealed who he was and that would be a pity if what he writes is true.

Bob FM · 24-10-2008, 05:59 PM

I come back to expose the ludicrousness (if that's a word) what people choose to believe on here. If what he writes is true, would actually be enhanced by now stating who he is. I do have a lot of access to those who influence and dictate policy. Nothing J posts bares any resemblance to anything I have heard or anything my contacts have heard either. So I repeat who are you J, GLW or another manifestation.

Millennium3 · 24-10-2008, 06:10 PM

Is MC unable to answer for himself? He never has seemed the shy and retiring type.

Mark Croucher · 27-10-2008, 07:35 PM

Glad to see we're playing 'fantasy politics'.

It's not even worth the effort of commenting on individually, because the only thing that is true is that Clive lives here during the week.

Troll.

M

Niall Warry · 27-10-2008, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark Croucher

Glad to see we're playing 'fantasy politics'.

It's not even worth the effort of commenting on individually, because the only thing that is true is that Clive lives here during the week.

Troll.

M

The spin master's art is deployed. Answer part of the question you like and ignore the rest.

The tale of Mark's departure from UKIP is interesting to say the least. I have also heard Mark has 'something' on Nigel. It would certainly explain alot if this is true.

SponPlague · 27-10-2008, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by T.N.Warry

I have also heard Mark has 'something' on Nigel.

A sizeable bet on his getting returned in 2009?

Keyser Soze · 27-10-2008, 08:58 PM

Mark Croucher,is it true that you no longer have your two pubs but are employed to run another pub?

Just wondering because you seemed to be well set only a short while ago if I remember.

24-10-2008, 12:05 PM	#1 (permalink)
junius Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 229	Mark Croucher & his naughty mobile Mark Croucher and his naughty mobile I am the first to admit that Nigel Farage has done one good deed since he became our beloved leader - he sacked dear young Mark as Press Officer and Editor of Independence. As you may recall numerous complaints were made about Mark’s inability to keep to deadlines, answer emails and letters or even set his alarm clock. Even Nigel, it seems, could not tolerate Mark crawling into the office at 11.00, bleary eyed and somewhat the worse for wear after a night out on the town. The final straw came when Mark stopped turning up altogether. Nigel phoned him up only to be told that he would much rather work from home! Nigel’s response was to give Mark the order of the boot. As you can imagine Mark was furious and demanded severance pay. He pointed out to Nigel that he was in possession of a rather embarrassing conversation recorded on his mobile. This conversation had apparently been recorded without the knowledge of the person concerned. Oil was soon poured on troubled waters and now Nigel and Mark are the best of friends. They are now so close that Mark even posts comments on this forum on behalf of our computer illiterate leader. In a further gesture of friendship he even allows Clive Page to stay at his pub when he is working in London. What a guy!

27-10-2008, 08:58 PM	#10 (permalink)
Keyser Soze Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 642 Party: Free England Party	Mark Croucher,is it true that you no longer have your two pubs but are employed to run another pub? Just wondering because you seemed to be well set only a short while ago if I remember. __________________ I ignore cassie and danny.

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24-10-2008, 03:23 PM	#2 (permalink)
junius Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 229	Mark has gone rather quiet.

24-10-2008, 05:40 PM	#3 (permalink)
Bob FM Uber Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: South Marston Swindon Posts: 2,148	Junius perhaps what you say may be true but you will not convert anyone by not revealing who you are or your sources. I could post on here that you are a member of the BNP or the Conservative Party seeking to destroy UKIP. It may or may not be true but there will be those who may well think I have access to information which proves it to be true, which I may have, but choose not to post.

24-10-2008, 05:47 PM	#4 (permalink)
Millennium3 Moderator Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Berkshire Posts: 4,760	BFM so it was BFN not goodbye. I am sure J's sources would dry up if he revealed who he was and that would be a pity if what he writes is true.

24-10-2008, 05:59 PM	#5 (permalink)
Bob FM Uber Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: South Marston Swindon Posts: 2,148	I come back to expose the ludicrousness (if that's a word) what people choose to believe on here. If what he writes is true, would actually be enhanced by now stating who he is. I do have a lot of access to those who influence and dictate policy. Nothing J posts bares any resemblance to anything I have heard or anything my contacts have heard either. So I repeat who are you J, GLW or another manifestation.

24-10-2008, 06:10 PM	#6 (permalink)
Millennium3 Moderator Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Berkshire Posts: 4,760	Is MC unable to answer for himself? He never has seemed the shy and retiring type.

27-10-2008, 07:35 PM	#7 (permalink)
Mark Croucher Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Dartford, Kent Posts: 1,028	Glad to see we're playing 'fantasy politics'. It's not even worth the effort of commenting on individually, because the only thing that is true is that Clive lives here during the week. Troll. M