Mark Croucher & his naughty mobile

Mark Croucher · 27-10-2008, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by T.N.Warry

The spin master's art is deployed. Answer part of the question you like and ignore the rest.

The tale of Mark's departure from UKIP is interesting to say the least. I have also heard Mark has 'something' on Nigel. It would certainly explain alot if this is true.

You really are a ******* muppet, Warry.

The only bit which is true and accurate is that Clive lives here. The rest is ********. For a start, about 50 people on here can tell you that I only signed my final contract because Roger wanted me to stay until his leadership came to an end. As the rest is rather dependent on me being fired, you can judge its veracity from this fairly elemental mistake.

By the way, I have it on good authority that you shag goats, smell like livestock, bend over and clasp your ankles for Liar-Watkins, and that you were thrown out of the army for homosexuality. It must be true, because, like Junius, I just made it up. So don't try and wriggle your way out of these undisputed facts.

M

Niall Warry · 27-10-2008, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Mark Croucher

You really are a ******* muppet, Warry.

The only bit which is true and accurate is that Clive lives here. The rest is ********. For a start, about 50 people on here can tell you that I only signed my final contract because Roger wanted me to stay until his leadership came to an end. As the rest is rather dependent on me being fired, you can judge its veracity from this fairly elemental mistake.

By the way, I have it on good authority that you shag goats, smell like livestock, bend over and clasp your ankles for Liar-Watkins, and that you were thrown out of the army for homosexuality. It must be true, because, like Junius, I just made it up. So don't try and wriggle your way out of these undisputed facts.

M

Not bad from a failed press officer and publican - allegedly

Osric · 28-10-2008, 02:50 AM

I didn't believe the press reports about UKIP's internal shenanigans but you do appear to be a rather pathetic group of infighters.

Of course it could be that this thread about "Mark Croucher", whoever he might be, is nothing to do with UKIP really. However it is still present for discussion in the "UKIP General Issues" section.

One last thing: are you folk incapable of communicating without bleeping?

Akebono · 28-10-2008, 04:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Mark Croucher

You really are a ******* muppet, Warry.

The only bit which is true and accurate is that Clive lives here. The rest is ********. For a start, about 50 people on here can tell you that I only signed my final contract because Roger wanted me to stay until his leadership came to an end. As the rest is rather dependent on me being fired, you can judge its veracity from this fairly elemental mistake.

By the way, I have it on good authority that you shag goats, smell like livestock, bend over and clasp your ankles for Liar-Watkins, and that you were thrown out of the army for homosexuality. It must be true, because, like Junius, I just made it up. So don't try and wriggle your way out of these undisputed facts.

M

Fine satire and well punctuated!

SponPlague · 28-10-2008, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Osric

Of course it could be that this thread about "Mark Croucher", whoever he might be, is nothing to do with UKIP really. However it is still present for discussion in the "UKIP General Issues" section.

One last thing: are you folk incapable of communicating without bleeping?

BLEEP Mark BLEEP Croucher BLEEP was BLEEP the BLEEP UKIP BLEEP press BLEEP officer BLEEP prior BLEEP to BLEEP Clive BLEEP Page BLEEP

Osric · 28-10-2008, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by SponPlague

BLEEP Mark BLEEP Croucher BLEEP was BLEEP the BLEEP UKIP BLEEP press BLEEP officer BLEEP prior BLEEP to BLEEP Clive BLEEP Page BLEEP

I see.

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28-10-2008, 02:50 AM	#13 (permalink)
Osric Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gloucester Posts: 38 Party: None	I didn't believe the press reports about UKIP's internal shenanigans but you do appear to be a rather pathetic group of infighters. Of course it could be that this thread about "Mark Croucher", whoever he might be, is nothing to do with UKIP really. However it is still present for discussion in the "UKIP General Issues" section. One last thing: are you folk incapable of communicating without bleeping?