Aardvark

I win on looks I suspect and I'm told that in time I should be d@mn well hung!

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"I do not wish to form my opinions by thoughtlessly quoting others; I wish others to support their opinions by sensibly quoting me." Paul Wesson (Aardvark) 13th April 2008

Niall Warry

All this bragging indicates that in reality you all probably have more in common with smaller mammals like the door mouse

SponPlague

I thought reform of the treason acts prevented anyone being hung?

Mikeuk

Didn't you see Braveheart last night?

Mel Gibson semed to be really getting off on being drawn and quartered.

They left out the bit about him getting his privy members cut off and burned before his eyes. Pity. I think that could have stirred some of his female (and male) admirers to really cream their pants.

Mikeuk

Shall we get together for a competition?

Extreme old age and diabetes may have reduced my potency marginally but I reckon I can still give you a run for your money