Originally Posted by tamashi

A bloke in a pub told me that someone where his brother works had heard a couple of women talking on the bus about a friend of theirs who lives in the same town as a guy thinking about putting up as a UKIP MEP Candidate. Having established that unimpeachable chain of bona-fide then what follows is obviously true!

Apparently all prospective UKIP Prospective MEPs will need to be able to hold their breath under water for 5 minutes! At this point can I make it clear this is a total fabrication with not the slightest basis in truth or fact.

However, it will not surprise me if it leaks out shortly that MEP Candidate interviews are possibly being held in bathing trunks on a beach in the Caribbean. All the existing MEPs and staff will be on expenses for the trip and only those outsiders not approved of by the cabal will be required to pay for their own flight and accommodation. The Caribbean beach theme links with the under water theme and will probably be taken seriously because no matter how ridiculous a suggestion there will be some idiot on here who is desperate to try and damage UKIP and so will take it up with righteous indignation and pass it on to the media as another example of how UKIP is out of control.

I repeat, this post is a total fabrication with not the slightest basis in truth or fact.