michael shrimpton

jim h · 13-12-2007, 06:30 AM

Michael Shrimpton will be the guest speaker at UKIP Worcester New Year Social on Sat ,12th Jan at 7.30 p.m. at Powick Parish Hall , Malvern rd., Powick WR2 4RT.
Tickets £12.50 on door

Mikeuk · 13-12-2007, 08:11 AM

Worcester had better batten down the hatches for a massive bullsh*t explosion.

There are a host of conspiracy theory treats in store. Look forward to hearing how Prussia masterminded the Irish Potato Famine and the Indian Mutiny. Thrill to the unmaking of top traitors, including George 'von' Bush (snr) and David 'von' Miliband,

As a special bonus The Shrimp may even chuck in the details of the horrific Kraut plot to 'take him out', not to mention his exclusive queue-jumping tour of the White House.

Will Germans be allowed to attend this event?

Laurie James · 13-12-2007, 11:51 PM

Reference Mikeuks advice to the folk in Worcester. We were certainly treated to some amazing stories of conspiracies at a Rally in Winchester several weeks ago.I am still wondering what it was all about..Do no recall the couple quoted by MIKEUK but there were several others equally scary.

chikrodah · 14-12-2007, 08:52 AM

The Shrimp, in common with too many other eurosceptics both on this forum and others, tends to see Britain's membership of the EU as a long-term master plan created hundreds, if not thousands, of years ago by fiendish secret groups.

His understanding of these secret groups is almost Pythonesque

The problem is, even if these fascist/communist/economic master plans exist, they don't really matter to the general public.

It is entirely possible to break up and break free from an overarching socio-economic structure. Look at the break up of the Soviet Union for an example. Look at the Orange revolutions. That didn't happen because the population of those countries "saw the light" and realised they were being manipulated by aliens/Prussians/Illuminati/Masons/<insert paranoid fantasy here>/traitors to the cause. It happened in part because there was too much bureaucracy, in part because the bread and circus routine fed to "the masses" no longer sustained and/or distracted those masses.

Until eurosceptic groups stop fantasising, stop blaming conspiracies for the world's ills, stop in-fighting; until eurosceptic groups start working together as a coherent whole to get elected to Westminster in sufficient numbers to make a difference, WE WILL NOT ACHIEVE ANYTHING.

Mikeuk · 15-12-2007, 10:21 AM

I have my own conspiracy theory.

Are weirdoes like Shrimpton masterminded by some 'Mr Big' figure who wants to prove that Eurosceptics are 'fruitcakes' as suggested by Cameron?

If so, he's doing a pretty good job.

Mustn't forget The Shrimp's favourite catchphrase, 'Chatham House Rules'.

This means that if any of the good citizens of Worcester repeat abroad any of the supposedly top secret nuttery Shrimpton imparts at this meeting they will be in imminent danger of being 'taken out' by 007 or the CIA.

Since dear Michael spreads his bizarre theories all over the internet, one has to wonder whether the infamous 'assassination attempt' may have been staged by his own side.

He claims to have been deliberate poisoned by some person or persons unknown. I suspect it was just a violent attack of trapped wind.

13-12-2007, 06:30 AM	#1 (permalink)
jim h Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 361	michael shrimpton Michael Shrimpton will be the guest speaker at UKIP Worcester New Year Social on Sat ,12th Jan at 7.30 p.m. at Powick Parish Hall , Malvern rd., Powick WR2 4RT. Tickets £12.50 on door

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Laurie James Newbie Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 5	Michael Shrimpton Reference Mikeuks advice to the folk in Worcester. We were certainly treated to some amazing stories of conspiracies at a Rally in Winchester several weeks ago.I am still wondering what it was all about..Do no recall the couple quoted by MIKEUK but there were several others equally scary.

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13-12-2007, 08:11 AM	#2 (permalink)
Mikeuk Banned Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Fareham Posts: 5,761 Party: Conservatives	Worcester had better batten down the hatches for a massive bullsh*t explosion. There are a host of conspiracy theory treats in store. Look forward to hearing how Prussia masterminded the Irish Potato Famine and the Indian Mutiny. Thrill to the unmaking of top traitors, including George 'von' Bush (snr) and David 'von' Miliband, As a special bonus The Shrimp may even chuck in the details of the horrific Kraut plot to 'take him out', not to mention his exclusive queue-jumping tour of the White House. Will Germans be allowed to attend this event?

14-12-2007, 08:52 AM	#4 (permalink)
chikrodah Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Midlands Posts: 1,875	The Shrimp, in common with too many other eurosceptics both on this forum and others, tends to see Britain's membership of the EU as a long-term master plan created hundreds, if not thousands, of years ago by fiendish secret groups. His understanding of these secret groups is almost Pythonesque The problem is, even if these fascist/communist/economic master plans exist, they don't really matter to the general public. It is entirely possible to break up and break free from an overarching socio-economic structure. Look at the break up of the Soviet Union for an example. Look at the Orange revolutions. That didn't happen because the population of those countries "saw the light" and realised they were being manipulated by aliens/Prussians/Illuminati/Masons/<insert paranoid fantasy here>/traitors to the cause. It happened in part because there was too much bureaucracy, in part because the bread and circus routine fed to "the masses" no longer sustained and/or distracted those masses. Until eurosceptic groups stop fantasising, stop blaming conspiracies for the world's ills, stop in-fighting; until eurosceptic groups start working together as a coherent whole to get elected to Westminster in sufficient numbers to make a difference, WE WILL NOT ACHIEVE ANYTHING.

15-12-2007, 10:21 AM	#5 (permalink)
Mikeuk Banned Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Fareham Posts: 5,761 Party: Conservatives	I have my own conspiracy theory. Are weirdoes like Shrimpton masterminded by some 'Mr Big' figure who wants to prove that Eurosceptics are 'fruitcakes' as suggested by Cameron? If so, he's doing a pretty good job. Mustn't forget The Shrimp's favourite catchphrase, 'Chatham House Rules'. This means that if any of the good citizens of Worcester repeat abroad any of the supposedly top secret nuttery Shrimpton imparts at this meeting they will be in imminent danger of being 'taken out' by 007 or the CIA. Since dear Michael spreads his bizarre theories all over the internet, one has to wonder whether the infamous 'assassination attempt' may have been staged by his own side. He claims to have been deliberate poisoned by some person or persons unknown. I suspect it was just a violent attack of trapped wind.