Secret Meeting

under my rock · 28-11-2007, 09:28 PM

My spies tell me that four of the Party's Regional Organisers are meeting at Ferrybridge Services on Thursday lunchtime. The meeting has been called by Ransome of the West Midlands! I would like to be a fly on the wall at that meeting!

Independent UKIP · 28-11-2007, 10:36 PM

Who are your spies? Do they include any of the 4 persons concerned? Who are the other 3? Thanks in advance.

Anthony Butcher · 28-11-2007, 10:38 PM

It's not really a secret meeting now that you have announced it.

You make it sound quite sinister

tamashi · 29-11-2007, 10:51 AM

Phone intercepts have now revealed that Red Squirrel has been caught in the searchlight trying to cross the Pennines and pulled out of the Meeting. Ransome of the EAST Midlands is checking the location for pot plants disguised as cameras and listening devices. I understand the fat man and the suitcase will be flying alone when the Nightingale sings following this meeting.

chikrodah · 29-11-2007, 11:15 AM

But are the cabbages still ripe in Vladivostock? Where is the briefcase with my money?

tamashi · 29-11-2007, 12:06 PM

The cabbages have all changed their allegiance and are now beetroots. The suitcase locks are frozen. JC is no longer attending the meeting. Ransome has only one acolyte remaining in the fold. Is the putsch falling apart? Never answer the door after midnight unless the European Robin Redbreast is chirruping.

PETWINA · 29-11-2007, 02:38 PM

Who pays the Ferryman?

Bellatrix · 29-11-2007, 04:03 PM

Once again, the people on this forum have ruined a perfectly good press campaign. The message was left under the rock saying 'wet birds don't fly at night'.

We shall have no option now but to press full steam ahead with a smear campaign by the cabal directed towards the hard working members of the party who inhabit these fora.

P.s the Beetroots have joined Phoenix via grassroots and a meeting at a cheese factory in the Wirral.

chikrodah · 29-11-2007, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bellatrix

P.s the Beetroots have joined Phoenix via grassroots and a meeting at a cheese factory in the Wirral.

Mmmm.... Cheese, beetroot and watercress sandwiches....

tamashi · 29-11-2007, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chikrodah

Mmmm.... Cheese, beetroot and watercress sandwiches....

I agree, the window is currently open but is closing fast. Let's reciprocate the paradigm.

28-11-2007, 09:28 PM	#1 (permalink)
under my rock Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 94	Secret Meeting My spies tell me that four of the Party's Regional Organisers are meeting at Ferrybridge Services on Thursday lunchtime. The meeting has been called by Ransome of the West Midlands! I would like to be a fly on the wall at that meeting!

28-11-2007, 10:38 PM	#3 (permalink)
Anthony Butcher Administrator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Long Ashton, Bristol Posts: 9,684 Party: None	It's not really a secret meeting now that you have announced it. You make it sound quite sinister __________________ If you care about what's in your food and where it comes from, then get it labelled! Label My Food - http://www.labelmyfood.org.uk

29-11-2007, 10:51 AM	#4 (permalink)
tamashi Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 515	Update........ Phone intercepts have now revealed that Red Squirrel has been caught in the searchlight trying to cross the Pennines and pulled out of the Meeting. Ransome of the EAST Midlands is checking the location for pot plants disguised as cameras and listening devices. I understand the fat man and the suitcase will be flying alone when the Nightingale sings following this meeting.

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28-11-2007, 10:36 PM	#2 (permalink)
Independent UKIP Uber Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: London Posts: 2,212	Who are your spies? Do they include any of the 4 persons concerned? Who are the other 3? Thanks in advance.

29-11-2007, 11:15 AM	#5 (permalink)
chikrodah Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Midlands Posts: 1,327	But are the cabbages still ripe in Vladivostock? Where is the briefcase with my money?

29-11-2007, 12:06 PM	#6 (permalink)
tamashi Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 515	The cabbages have all changed their allegiance and are now beetroots. The suitcase locks are frozen. JC is no longer attending the meeting. Ransome has only one acolyte remaining in the fold. Is the putsch falling apart? Never answer the door after midnight unless the European Robin Redbreast is chirruping.

29-11-2007, 02:38 PM	#7 (permalink)
PETWINA Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 155	Who pays the Ferryman?

29-11-2007, 04:03 PM	#8 (permalink)
Bellatrix Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 623	Once again, the people on this forum have ruined a perfectly good press campaign. The message was left under the rock saying 'wet birds don't fly at night'. We shall have no option now but to press full steam ahead with a smear campaign by the cabal directed towards the hard working members of the party who inhabit these fora. P.s the Beetroots have joined Phoenix via grassroots and a meeting at a cheese factory in the Wirral.