Common sense prevails in hollow victory

mkpdavies · 15-11-2006, 07:09 PM

Anything can be dangerous if used in a bad way.

http://news.scotsman.com/topics.cfm?...1&id=914692006

SponPlague · 15-11-2006, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mkpdavies

Anything can be dangerous if used in a bad way.

Tell everyone you know about this deadly stuff

Quote:

Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!
The Invisible Killer

The coalition to ban dihydromonoxide warns about this ubiquitous chemical.
Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there.

Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.

Dihydrogen monoxide:

is also known as hydroxyl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.

contributes to the "greenhouse effect."

may cause severe burns.

contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.

accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.

may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.

has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

Contamination Is Reaching Epidemic Proportions!

Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage in the midwest, and recently California.
Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

as an industrial solvent and coolant.

in nuclear power plants.

in the production of styrofoam.

as a fire retardant.

in many forms of cruel animal research.
in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.

as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.

Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!

The Horror Must Be Stopped!

The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its "importance to the economic health of this nation." In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use.

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Unionist · 15-11-2006, 07:44 PM

mkpdavies · 15-11-2006, 07:54 PM

I saw that on one of my fave American programmes, ********. They were going around a load of hippies at an animal liberation front rally and managed to get 3000 signatures.

The hippies didn't even think twice.

Stupid hippies.

Martin Harvey · 15-11-2006, 10:35 PM

Sponplague writes;
Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide! .

It would be good to know sponplague's real name and also the real names of any other pseudonymous contributors, if this website is to maintain any credibility.
Anyone concerned with Britain's Independence should be taking their input to this website very seriously. The chemical that Sponplague describes as Dihydrogen Monoxide is ubiquitose, and is part of the food of lions, it should also be an important part of the diet of UKIP members.
I doubt that it features on the menu of MEPs while they are on the trough, so they may well be inclined to ban it even before reconsideration of mercury. Mercury is in its most lethal form as the 'allotrope' Freddie Mercury when connected with a certain syndrome, which some describe as Anti Immune Disease Syndrome.
Martin Harvey.

Anthony Butcher · 15-11-2006, 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin Harvey

Anyone concerned with Britain's Independence should be taking their input to this website very seriously. The chemical that Sponplague describes as Dihydrogen Monoxide is ubiquitose, and is part of the food of lions, it should also be an important part of the diet of UKIP members.

I think that it is a good point made with ample humour.

Independent UKIP · 16-11-2006, 01:16 AM

The "Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!" campaign has been established by proactive enviro-friendly campaigner Spon Plague after production of a hard hitting statement on the issue. This campaign might be further developed in order to gain more support from the very highest political, economic and social elites within the UK, EU and beyond. A campaigning website could be established in order to obtain endorsements from the EU hierarchy including the Council, Commission and Parliament. All EU nation states should before January 31st 2007 respond to the Spon Plague statement in order to substantiate their commitment to imposing the changes as set out in the said statement. Failure to act accordingly could result in fines being imposed upon the local authorities of each nation state which declines to endorse the will of our European Nation as established by the Spon Plague statement.

Martin Harvey · 16-11-2006, 07:20 AM

It is rumoured that DEFFRA is considering banning, or at least strictly licensing Dihydrogen Monoxide, because when used in conjunction with certain other chemicals, it is as dangerous as the Thio-phosphates contained in sheep-dip.
Martin Harvey.

chikrodah · 16-11-2006, 12:45 PM

Aardvark has a point - after he's drunk 7 pints I transform into a drop-dead gorgeous supermodel....

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mkpdavies Uber Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Woking Posts: 30,604	I saw that on one of my fave American programmes, ********. They were going around a load of hippies at an animal liberation front rally and managed to get 3000 signatures. The hippies didn't even think twice. Stupid hippies. __________________ http://brits4ronpaul.blogspot.com/ http://wokinglibertarians.blogspot.com/ http://lpuk.org My ignore list Labour, Blue Labour, Lib Dems

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Martin Harvey Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: West Essex Posts: 164	Commonsense prevails in common victory. Sponplague writes; Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide! . It would be good to know sponplague's real name and also the real names of any other pseudonymous contributors, if this website is to maintain any credibility. Anyone concerned with Britain's Independence should be taking their input to this website very seriously. The chemical that Sponplague describes as Dihydrogen Monoxide is ubiquitose, and is part of the food of lions, it should also be an important part of the diet of UKIP members. I doubt that it features on the menu of MEPs while they are on the trough, so they may well be inclined to ban it even before reconsideration of mercury. Mercury is in its most lethal form as the 'allotrope' Freddie Mercury when connected with a certain syndrome, which some describe as Anti Immune Disease Syndrome. Martin Harvey.

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Martin Harvey Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: West Essex Posts: 164	Common sense prevails in hollow victory. It is rumoured that DEFFRA is considering banning, or at least strictly licensing Dihydrogen Monoxide, because when used in conjunction with certain other chemicals, it is as dangerous as the Thio-phosphates contained in sheep-dip. Martin Harvey.

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16-11-2006, 01:16 AM	#17 (permalink)
Independent UKIP Uber Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: London Posts: 2,310	The "Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!" campaign has been established by proactive enviro-friendly campaigner Spon Plague after production of a hard hitting statement on the issue. This campaign might be further developed in order to gain more support from the very highest political, economic and social elites within the UK, EU and beyond. A campaigning website could be established in order to obtain endorsements from the EU hierarchy including the Council, Commission and Parliament. All EU nation states should before January 31st 2007 respond to the Spon Plague statement in order to substantiate their commitment to imposing the changes as set out in the said statement. Failure to act accordingly could result in fines being imposed upon the local authorities of each nation state which declines to endorse the will of our European Nation as established by the Spon Plague statement.

16-11-2006, 12:45 PM	#19 (permalink)
chikrodah Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Midlands Posts: 1,525	Aardvark has a point - after he's drunk 7 pints I transform into a drop-dead gorgeous supermodel....