Off on my holidays...

Simon Muir · 17-08-2006, 04:46 AM

... tomorrow, yippee!

Just thought you all ought to know that my ballot paper arrived earlier.
It's not quite what I expected though. I'm not sure it's even for the
right party...

Disclaimer: This is not real. Your rights are not affected.
Definitely contains at least one nut, 6BA. Prices and Conditions are
correct at the time of publication, but rather cheap nevertheless. The
word "Sale" means that somewhere at some time this may have been
even cheaper than it has been in recent weeks - but I doubt it. The
word "Sail" applies to a method of achieving locomotive power from the
pressure of the prevailing wind on a stretched fabric. Please note that
your country may^h^h^h will be possessed if you don't keep up the
payments. Annualised Rate (APR): b---dy extortionate. Objects may be
closer than they appear. Do not flush whilst training stations.

michael mcgough · 17-08-2006, 08:20 AM

You clearly need that holiday.

chikrodah · 17-08-2006, 10:41 AM

Wonderful bit of satire, Simon. Ever thought of turning professional?

Alex McKee · 17-08-2006, 01:44 PM

ROFL, nice one Simon.

17-08-2006, 04:46 AM	#1 (permalink)
Simon Muir Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Bristol Posts: 166	Off on my holidays... ... tomorrow, yippee! Just thought you all ought to know that my ballot paper arrived earlier. It's not quite what I expected though. I'm not sure it's even for the right party... Disclaimer: This is not real. Your rights are not affected. Definitely contains at least one nut, 6BA. Prices and Conditions are correct at the time of publication, but rather cheap nevertheless. The word "Sale" means that somewhere at some time this may have been even cheaper than it has been in recent weeks - but I doubt it. The word "Sail" applies to a method of achieving locomotive power from the pressure of the prevailing wind on a stretched fabric. Please note that your country may^h^h^h will be possessed if you don't keep up the payments. Annualised Rate (APR): b---dy extortionate. Objects may be closer than they appear. Do not flush whilst training stations.

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17-08-2006, 08:20 AM	#2 (permalink)
michael mcgough Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Essex Posts: 944	You clearly need that holiday.

17-08-2006, 10:41 AM	#3 (permalink)
chikrodah Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Midlands Posts: 1,710	Wonderful bit of satire, Simon. Ever thought of turning professional?

17-08-2006, 01:44 PM	#4 (permalink)
Alex McKee Moderator Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Gloucester Posts: 6,666	ROFL, nice one Simon.