Letter in Telegraph

Biscuitman · 27-03-2005, 02:04 PM

In the Daily Telegraph...Nice one.

Cattle trail

Because of EU regulations, a cow can be tracked from its birth to the day it ends up on your dinner table. However, the Government cannot trace the numerous asylum-seekers and illegal immigrants it has let in.

The UK Independence Party has studied this matter and now has a new policy in its manifesto. Instead of the current practice of giving every asylum-seeker a human rights lawyer (paid for by you and me), they will be given a cow.

Graham Cannon, UKIP Parliamentary candidate, Colne, Lancashire

Anthony Butcher · 27-03-2005, 02:18 PM

That's brilliant. I love it.

gimlet · 27-03-2005, 03:44 PM

Biscuitman, Will it be a sacred cow or can they eat it?

mkpdavies · 27-03-2005, 03:47 PM

Excellent letter! Showing the folly of EU policy and how it interferes with British life is one neat package!

Good work!

Robert Edwards · 27-03-2005, 08:25 PM

Jolly good show, what?

I say, you said something spiffingly funny there, old chap

That should get us a few votes from the oiks!

Matt O'Grady · 28-03-2005, 12:00 AM

Surely you can related this to the CAP somehow?

Robert Edwards · 28-03-2005, 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Matt O'Grady

Surely you can related this to the CAP somehow?

That means Common Agricultural Policy

Matt O'Grady · 28-03-2005, 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Robert Edwards

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt O'Grady

Surely you can related this to the CAP somehow?

That means Common Agricultural Policy

No ****.

Robert Edwards · 28-03-2005, 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Matt O'Grady

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Originally Posted by Robert Edwards

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt O'Grady

Surely you can related this to the CAP somehow?

That means Common Agricultural Policy

No s***.

On my life!

27-03-2005, 02:04 PM	#1 (permalink)
Biscuitman Uber Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Reading Posts: 3,486	Letter in Telegraph In the Daily Telegraph...Nice one. Cattle trail Because of EU regulations, a cow can be tracked from its birth to the day it ends up on your dinner table. However, the Government cannot trace the numerous asylum-seekers and illegal immigrants it has let in. The UK Independence Party has studied this matter and now has a new policy in its manifesto. Instead of the current practice of giving every asylum-seeker a human rights lawyer (paid for by you and me), they will be given a cow. Graham Cannon, UKIP Parliamentary candidate, Colne, Lancashire __________________ IF THE EU WAS THE ANSWER, IT MUST HAVE BEEN A STUPID QUESTION!

27-03-2005, 03:47 PM	#4 (permalink)
mkpdavies Uber Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Woking Posts: 30,849 Party: Libertarian Party	Excellent letter! Showing the folly of EU policy and how it interferes with British life is one neat package! Good work! __________________ http://brits4ronpaul.blogspot.com/ http://wokinglibertarians.blogspot.com/ http://lpuk.org My ignore list Labour, Blue Labour, Lib Dems

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27-03-2005, 02:18 PM	#2 (permalink)
Anthony Butcher Administrator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Long Ashton, Bristol Posts: 10,152 Party: None	That's brilliant. I love it.

27-03-2005, 03:44 PM	#3 (permalink)
gimlet Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Shropshire Posts: 832	Biscuitman, Will it be a sacred cow or can they eat it?

27-03-2005, 08:25 PM	#5 (permalink)
Robert Edwards Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Ramsgate, Kent, UK Posts: 1,048	Jolly good show, what? I say, you said something spiffingly funny there, old chap That should get us a few votes from the oiks!

28-03-2005, 12:00 AM	#6 (permalink)
Matt O'Grady Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Swansea, EU Posts: 215	Surely you can related this to the CAP somehow?