Thread: What's the most you've ever drunk?

Originally Posted by Charlemagne

What's the most amount of pints (or the equivalent in spirits or wine) you've ever drunk in one sitting?

How would I know after a night down the pub and a bottle of vodka I've normally stopped monitoring my alcohol in take.

Originally Posted by paralreg

I stopped drinking several years ago because my sense of taste seemed to change and I didn't like the taste of alcohol any more. BUT I still go to the pub to watch Darwin's theories go into reverse as intelligent humans head back to the primordial soup level of coherent thought, Bless em.

Has it ever occurred to you that some aspects of Darwin's theory of The Origin of the Species may be flawed?

The only problem is apart from the well documented (by my wife and several friends - and I still get **** for it) 14 pints of Abbot I used to lose count.

I've seen both my late father and late father in law go through a couple of bottles of respectively gin and scotch

I did mix Southern Comfort and brown split (brown ale and bitter) one night which put me off both for life especially when you have to clear the mess the next day

likewise got put off Vodka after a drinking competition one Xmas Eve - we were on 2nd bottle each - neat with ice - apparently I did a perfect swan dive down a mates stair case don't ask me though then back on 1 a 2 pints of bitter

The worst I can remember is turning up late to the annual "school reunion" drinking session in my youth where the collective goal was to consume more than the previous year. I made a valiant contribution, drinking six pints and a couple shorts in the 45 minutes available before the towels went up. The "man of the match" award went to a certain person who drank 17 pints of cider through a straw and numerous shorts into the bargain. The previous year's tally was comfortably exceeded and a great time was had by all. However we all paid the penalty during the night and the following day.

Those were the days.

Originally Posted by Draconian Monarch

I had Absolute Vodka neat and wee'd me panties!

Originally Posted by paralreg

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO, SOD THE COMAS I don't think so really do you?

Well the theory could be flawed and I've read both Climbing Mount Improbable and The Blind Watchmaker. My position is that his "god of the gaps" defence still fails to answer the criticism of the lack of fossil evidence showing morphing of one species to another.