Thread: Scientists Discover Hell

Read this you sinners, do you believer this story? Get thinking guys, before its too late, this story is all over the net.- So how do you like your stakes? Well done?

I am almost sure that is a regurgitated story from some years back.

So what do you reckon, true or not true?

TO: All
FROM: Dan Singleton
SUBJECT: THE GATES OF HELL OPENED?

Scientists are afraid that they have opened the gates to hell. A
geological group who drilled a hole about 14.4 kilometers deep (about 9
miles) in the crust of the earth, are saying that they heard human
screams. Screams have been heard from the condemned souls from earth's
deepest hole. Terrified scientists are afraid they have let loose the
evil powers of hell up to the earth's surface.
\\"The information we are gathering is so surprising, that we are
sincerely afraid of what we might find down there,\\" stated Mr. Azzacov,
the manager of the project to drill a 14.4 kilometer hole in remote
Siberia.
The geologists were dumbfounded. After they had drilled several
kilometers through the earth's crust, the drill bit suddenly began to
rotate wildly. \\"There is only one explanation - that the deep center
of the earth is hollow,\\" the surprised Azzacov explained. The second
surprise was the high temperature they discovered in the earth's
center. \\"The calculations indicate the given temperature was about
1,100 degrees Celsius, or over 2,000 degrees Fahrenheit,\\" Dr. Azzacov
points out. \\"This is far more than we expected. It seems almost like
an inferno of fire is brutally going on in the center of the earth.\\"
\\"The last discovery was nevertheless the most shocking to our ears,
so much so that the scientists are afraid to continue the project. We
tried to listen to the earth's movements at certain intervals with
supersensitive microphones, which were let down through the hole. What
we heard, turned those logically thinking scientists into trembling
ruins. It was sometimes a weak, but high pitched sound which we
thought to be coming from our own equipment,\\" explained Dr. Azzacov.
\\"But after some adjustments we comprehended that indeed the sound came
from the earth's interior. We could hardly believe our own ears. We
heard a human voice, screaming in pain. Even though one voice was
discernible, we could hear thousands, perhaps millions, in the
background, of suffering souls screaming. After this ghastly
discovery, about half of the scientists quit because of fear.
Hopefully, that which is down there will stay there,\\" Dr. Azzacov
added.
Translated from AMMENUSASTIA, a newspaper published in
Finland.

Listen to the recording from he hell, and no it is not The Nolans.

Originally Posted by Bwana_Mutungi

That sorted, any development on the Heaven front?

Funny you should mention that mutinge, i can tell you here and now, that the Daily Sport in a world exclusive, published a picture of heaven taken through a telescope, quite a few years ago. It was on the front page, squeezed between the picture of a London bus on the moon, and a picture of a lady with size 200, quadruple x6 D, cup size udders and the head of an Alligator, the title of the big boobs picture was, "beware this ***** Bites". The warning was necessary apparently, because some lust ridden men had been begging the lady for oral sex, some people eh, i don't know what next.

I haver to say though, that bit about heaven and the London bus were true....that is to say that the Sport really did publish the pictures of heaven and the London bus on the moon. I cant for the life of me understand why anyone would buy that paper........er....do you think it could be because of those pictures of ladies with humongous Bristols. Surely men are not so shallow....are they?