Reply With QuoteVery funny!Originally Posted by Steve Uncles
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What happens when Jew with an erection walks into a wall? He breaks his nose.
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ENGLISH DRINKING RULE
A Polish guy drinks his beer then suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Poland our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same glass twice'
A Pakistani, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws the glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In Pakistan we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either.'
A English chap, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws the glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Pole and the Pakistani and catches his glass.
He says, 'In England we now have that many Pakistanis and Poles that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.
God Bless England!
English Democracy - A Cause - not just another "Brit" Political Party
Very funny!
Here's one >
What happens when Jew with an erection walks into a wall? He breaks his nose.
Did you tell this joke to Peter Davies when you were giving him his media training?
Welcome To The North A whole lot of nothing
If he'd told it in that interview he might have come across better.
I thought you were a non-racist nationalist party?
I thought he was telling a joke.
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She orders: Beer
Meaning: Casual, low-maintenance, down to earth.
Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
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Approach: Avoid her unless you want to be her cabin boy.
She orders: Mixed Drinks
Meaning: Older, more refined, very picky; knows exactly what she wants.
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She orders: Wine (other than White Zinfandel)
Meaning: Conservative and classy. Sophisticated, yet giggles.
Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.
She orders: White Zinfandel
Meaning: Easy. Thinks she is classy and sophisticated. Actually clueless.
Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is. This should be an easy.
She orders: Shots
Meaning: Likes to get totally drunk... and naked.
Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed this evening. Nothing to do but wait.
Male Drinks
He orders: Domestic Beer
Meaning: He's poor and wants to get laid.
He orders: Imported Beer
Meaning: He likes good beer, isn't poor, and wants to get laid.
He orders: Wine
Meaning: He's hoping that drinking wine will make him look sophisticated and help him get laid.
He orders: Whiskey
Meaning: He doesn't care about anything but getting laid.
He orders: Tequila
Meaning: He's thinking the toothless waitress looks good.
He orders: White Zinfandel
Meaning: He's gay.
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