My Hopes for 2007

spaman · 31-12-2006, 10:02 AM

January
blair is interviewed again over cash for peerage.. New evidence has meant some cabinet ministers and Number 10 aids could be implicated.

In an effort to save blair further embarrassment Reid puts a bill before the house that prevents ex ministers from being prosecuted when they leave office..for anything

February
A big televised debate on the EU has enormous repercussions - attended by a lacklustre blair, clearly with thoughts elswhere, Ming, Cameron and Farage - Farage wipes the board with everyone..... and gets over the anti-EU message ...
The broacast is repeated several times... each time UKIP gain an extra 20,000 members

Iran states that they will be the protecterate of Iraq, and the Iraqi president immediately tells all foreign troops to go home - peace finally comes to the country, and Iraq then sues America for $50Billion dollars to pay for reconstruction...

March
Reids bill is defeated by a majority of 100

blair resigns and brown faces a challange from 6 labour mps to become leader

Allistar cambell publishes his memoirs - he admits he was behind the dirty tricks campaign that got the tories kicked out in 1997...... he is also interviewed by the police

An alian probe comes to Earth near Crawley Downs in Sussex. - After much effort, a message is finally translated as "Please, we beg you - Just stay where you are... we have enough problems out here....do not venture out of your solar system - Seriously, we do not need hassle"
It was immediately denounced as a hoax, but apparantly the technology was quite advanced and would be studied...

April
labour do very badly in the local elections, losing all seats contested.... tories just about hang
on to their seats, as do the libdems, however, UKIP make amazing gains across the country
and Bromley becomes a UKIP council - Many councils are now run by independants

brown announces that the disaster in the local elections was down to the people running against him for leader, and they should desist.

Cameron is forced to resign and is replaced by David Davies.

May
A man with what sounds like a womans name becomes deputy labour leader.. Brown returns to the back benches with a sulk destined to last longer than Edward Heaths - the new chancellor is Hazel Blears.... the PM is Ms Jowell
Grown union men are seen to weep uncontrolably

Mrs blair is interviewed by police after it is revealed that she exceeded her tax free limits when buying items abroad

The number of people leaving the country increases by 12%

The tories announce that they are opposed to many EU projects, and in particular will not participate in any regional assemblies, and when they come to power will cancel such schemes as road charging and id cards - they also want the UK fishing grounds returned

June
Blair and cambell are arrested - an unofficial holiday is kicked off as thousands take to the streets in jubilation...

Ms Blears announces that the UK is officially bankrupt and blames the tories for mismanaging the economy...... this is swallowed by many labour supporters who still don’t know where Maggie Thatcher is.
Fortunately, some sense is provided in the form of a channel-4 documentary, that proves that labour were in power for the last 10 years, and so it was them that ruined the economy ....AGAIN

Income tax goes up 2p in the Pound

July
Labour party announce they are also bankrupt, and the unions refuse to bail them out again.

Mrs blairs USA tours speaking contract is cancelled at short notice, when it is determined that the police intend to prosecute her for bringing the office of pm into disrepute.

Barusso - EU commission leader is implicated with a vast paedophile - money laundering ring that was using EU resources to fund a luxury lifestyle - he resigns and half of the commission go with him,
Mandy included...

The EU parliament flexes its muscles for once and refuses to consider any new commission appointees until the whole truth is known. Seven other commissioners resign.

August
Hilary Benn persuades Ms Jowell that an election is a great idea and they call a snap general election, expecting that all non-labour voters take a holiday at this time of year.
They are sadly disappointed and she becomes the shortest serving PM, ever.

Labour are reduced to three seats, while the tories retain 186 and the libdems 19 - the biggest gainers are UKIP with 300+ seats, while the rest are made up of smaller parties and independants

UKIP form the government, and immediately announce negotiations to take the UK out of the EU.

September
The labour party is disestablished with £78million in debt.

72 eurosceptic tory MP’s defect to UKIP, along with 7 from the libdems.

The government run by new PM Nigel Farage announce a package of changes to reverse many of the EU laws and gold plated legislation passed by labour.
Westminster working parties are asked to compile all possible options for saving the NHS and look at the financial black holes inherited from brown
Farage declines an offer by the IMF to have a quick look at the books...

OAP’s are given an immediate pension increase to more than match outgoings - council rates are frozen, and flat rate income tax is proposed.

Political Correctness is banned. 5000 quangoes are closed down.

The EU agrees to recompense Britain to the tune of £12Billion PA for the damage done to fish supplies.

October
The council of ministers assumes executive control of the EU, and the commissioners are disbanded. All legislation is to be reviewed by the MEP’s to cut down on red tape - they promise to reduce it by 80%
Farage says that in these circumstances, and if the EU were to move much closer to becoming a free trade association, then the UK might just remain an associate member.

The Euro finally collapses and all European countries take up their old currencies.. and their economies start to boom

The UK also starts to bloom - all the issues of global warming are forgotten, and a responsible government sets out to build a new start for Britain, Europe, and the world.

After further deceiphering the Alian probe, a return address was found - a message of hope, friendship and reassurance was sent back by return delivery...
"Have no fear - we also enjoy a good joke.........how about we just pop over for a quiet chat..... we have many questions........we know where you are"

......I SHOULD BLOODY WISH .. !

mkpdavies · 31-12-2006, 12:42 PM

Here is what really will happen.

LibLabCon all lie to the people, cover up the continued hand over of Britain and the people still lap it up.

The record of 75% of people not voting for a majority government is beaten as 80% of the public don't vote for the next puppet.

The next puppet makes sure a total collapse of their shell game doesn't happen, by finally locking down the system. You can only vote for Labour or Blue Labour.

The EU is embraced fully, with the pound being scrapped and the game is over. Britain decends into third world status, mimicking the previous effort of a Soviet system.

kernow · 31-12-2006, 01:16 PM

Sorry Matt, I prefer spamans version of 2007. What a wonderful dream your 2007 is spaman!

mkpdavies · 31-12-2006, 01:42 PM

I'm more of a realist kind of person. I wish Spamans version would come true, but there are no pigs flying outside.

Lazyguy · 31-12-2006, 02:18 PM

Hang on a second, I'll go get the cannon...

C_steam · 31-12-2006, 03:35 PM

It was going fine up till september.........

Quote:

new PM Nigel Farage

spaman · 31-12-2006, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kernow

Sorry Matt, I prefer spamans version of 2007. What a wonderful dream your 2007 is spaman!

Thanks Kernow

"If you haven't got a dream, how are you going to know if your dreams have come true..?"

Part of changing the future is to mock up in your head just how you would like things to happen.....that way, if you can physically influence anything at all, then you will know what direction, at least, your actions should take...but, sometimes, it's just enough to get common agreement...

As for flying pigs...... I intend to breed a flock, for use by me and Matt

31-12-2006, 10:02 AM	#1 (permalink)
spaman Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Kent Posts: 894	My Hopes for 2007 January blair is interviewed again over cash for peerage.. New evidence has meant some cabinet ministers and Number 10 aids could be implicated. In an effort to save blair further embarrassment Reid puts a bill before the house that prevents ex ministers from being prosecuted when they leave office..for anything February A big televised debate on the EU has enormous repercussions - attended by a lacklustre blair, clearly with thoughts elswhere, Ming, Cameron and Farage - Farage wipes the board with everyone..... and gets over the anti-EU message ... The broacast is repeated several times... each time UKIP gain an extra 20,000 members Iran states that they will be the protecterate of Iraq, and the Iraqi president immediately tells all foreign troops to go home - peace finally comes to the country, and Iraq then sues America for $50Billion dollars to pay for reconstruction... March Reids bill is defeated by a majority of 100 blair resigns and brown faces a challange from 6 labour mps to become leader Allistar cambell publishes his memoirs - he admits he was behind the dirty tricks campaign that got the tories kicked out in 1997...... he is also interviewed by the police An alian probe comes to Earth near Crawley Downs in Sussex. - After much effort, a message is finally translated as "Please, we beg you - Just stay where you are... we have enough problems out here....do not venture out of your solar system - Seriously, we do not need hassle" It was immediately denounced as a hoax, but apparantly the technology was quite advanced and would be studied... April labour do very badly in the local elections, losing all seats contested.... tories just about hang on to their seats, as do the libdems, however, UKIP make amazing gains across the country and Bromley becomes a UKIP council - Many councils are now run by independants brown announces that the disaster in the local elections was down to the people running against him for leader, and they should desist. Cameron is forced to resign and is replaced by David Davies. May A man with what sounds like a womans name becomes deputy labour leader.. Brown returns to the back benches with a sulk destined to last longer than Edward Heaths - the new chancellor is Hazel Blears.... the PM is Ms Jowell Grown union men are seen to weep uncontrolably Mrs blair is interviewed by police after it is revealed that she exceeded her tax free limits when buying items abroad The number of people leaving the country increases by 12% The tories announce that they are opposed to many EU projects, and in particular will not participate in any regional assemblies, and when they come to power will cancel such schemes as road charging and id cards - they also want the UK fishing grounds returned June Blair and cambell are arrested - an unofficial holiday is kicked off as thousands take to the streets in jubilation... Ms Blears announces that the UK is officially bankrupt and blames the tories for mismanaging the economy...... this is swallowed by many labour supporters who still don’t know where Maggie Thatcher is. Fortunately, some sense is provided in the form of a channel-4 documentary, that proves that labour were in power for the last 10 years, and so it was them that ruined the economy ....AGAIN Income tax goes up 2p in the Pound July Labour party announce they are also bankrupt, and the unions refuse to bail them out again. Mrs blairs USA tours speaking contract is cancelled at short notice, when it is determined that the police intend to prosecute her for bringing the office of pm into disrepute. Barusso - EU commission leader is implicated with a vast paedophile - money laundering ring that was using EU resources to fund a luxury lifestyle - he resigns and half of the commission go with him, Mandy included... The EU parliament flexes its muscles for once and refuses to consider any new commission appointees until the whole truth is known. Seven other commissioners resign. August Hilary Benn persuades Ms Jowell that an election is a great idea and they call a snap general election, expecting that all non-labour voters take a holiday at this time of year. They are sadly disappointed and she becomes the shortest serving PM, ever. Labour are reduced to three seats, while the tories retain 186 and the libdems 19 - the biggest gainers are UKIP with 300+ seats, while the rest are made up of smaller parties and independants UKIP form the government, and immediately announce negotiations to take the UK out of the EU. September The labour party is disestablished with £78million in debt. 72 eurosceptic tory MP’s defect to UKIP, along with 7 from the libdems. The government run by new PM Nigel Farage announce a package of changes to reverse many of the EU laws and gold plated legislation passed by labour. Westminster working parties are asked to compile all possible options for saving the NHS and look at the financial black holes inherited from brown Farage declines an offer by the IMF to have a quick look at the books... OAP’s are given an immediate pension increase to more than match outgoings - council rates are frozen, and flat rate income tax is proposed. Political Correctness is banned. 5000 quangoes are closed down. The EU agrees to recompense Britain to the tune of £12Billion PA for the damage done to fish supplies. October The council of ministers assumes executive control of the EU, and the commissioners are disbanded. All legislation is to be reviewed by the MEP’s to cut down on red tape - they promise to reduce it by 80% Farage says that in these circumstances, and if the EU were to move much closer to becoming a free trade association, then the UK might just remain an associate member. The Euro finally collapses and all European countries take up their old currencies.. and their economies start to boom The UK also starts to bloom - all the issues of global warming are forgotten, and a responsible government sets out to build a new start for Britain, Europe, and the world. After further deceiphering the Alian probe, a return address was found - a message of hope, friendship and reassurance was sent back by return delivery... "Have no fear - we also enjoy a good joke.........how about we just pop over for a quiet chat..... we have many questions........we know where you are" ......I SHOULD BLOODY WISH .. !

31-12-2006, 12:42 PM	#2 (permalink)
mkpdavies Uber Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Woking Posts: 31,112 Party: Libertarian Party	Here is what really will happen. LibLabCon all lie to the people, cover up the continued hand over of Britain and the people still lap it up. The record of 75% of people not voting for a majority government is beaten as 80% of the public don't vote for the next puppet. The next puppet makes sure a total collapse of their shell game doesn't happen, by finally locking down the system. You can only vote for Labour or Blue Labour. The EU is embraced fully, with the pound being scrapped and the game is over. Britain decends into third world status, mimicking the previous effort of a Soviet system. __________________ http://brits4ronpaul.blogspot.com/ http://wokinglibertarians.blogspot.com/ http://lpuk.org My ignore list Labour, Blue Labour, Lib Dems

31-12-2006, 01:42 PM	#4 (permalink)
mkpdavies Uber Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Woking Posts: 31,112 Party: Libertarian Party	I'm more of a realist kind of person. I wish Spamans version would come true, but there are no pigs flying outside. __________________ http://brits4ronpaul.blogspot.com/ http://wokinglibertarians.blogspot.com/ http://lpuk.org My ignore list Labour, Blue Labour, Lib Dems

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31-12-2006, 01:16 PM	#3 (permalink)
kernow Uber Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 5,182	Sorry Matt, I prefer spamans version of 2007. What a wonderful dream your 2007 is spaman!

31-12-2006, 02:18 PM	#5 (permalink)
Lazyguy Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 589	Hang on a second, I'll go get the cannon...