Katey Price devastated...

Biscuitman · 19-01-2005, 08:27 AM

A spokesman for Miss Jordan said today that she was devastated at having lost her record.

The Guiness Book has accepted the claim by the Veritas Party and they now hold the official world record for being the biggest tits on the planet!

Message ends.

algypug · 19-01-2005, 08:43 AM

You have a way with words Bisuitman.
Perhaps you'd like to write RK's next New Year message ?

Bobby-Veritas's Boy · 19-01-2005, 09:24 AM

The Guiness Book has accepted the claim by the Veritas Party and they now hold the official world record for being the biggest tits on the planet!

Message ends.[/quote]

NEWS FLASH, NEWS FLASH, NEWS FLASH
UKIP ARE LAYING CLAIM TO ALL THE OTHER PARTS OF JORDAN'S ANATOMY!!!!

Biscuitman · 20-01-2005, 08:44 AM

Good one BB.

I've filed it away in my "wish I'd said that section".

probably explains why the NEC are worn out.

19-01-2005, 08:27 AM	#1 (permalink)
Biscuitman Uber Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Reading Posts: 3,485	Katey Price devastated... A spokesman for Miss Jordan said today that she was devastated at having lost her record. The Guiness Book has accepted the claim by the Veritas Party and they now hold the official world record for being the biggest tits on the planet! Message ends. __________________ IF THE EU WAS THE ANSWER, IT MUST HAVE BEEN A STUPID QUESTION!

19-01-2005, 09:24 AM	#3 (permalink)
Bobby-Veritas's Boy Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 349	Re: Katey Price devastated... The Guiness Book has accepted the claim by the Veritas Party and they now hold the official world record for being the biggest tits on the planet! Message ends.[/quote] NEWS FLASH, NEWS FLASH, NEWS FLASH UKIP ARE LAYING CLAIM TO ALL THE OTHER PARTS OF JORDAN'S ANATOMY!!!!

20-01-2005, 08:44 AM	#4 (permalink)
Biscuitman Uber Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Reading Posts: 3,485	Good one BB. I've filed it away in my "wish I'd said that section". probably explains why the NEC are worn out. __________________ IF THE EU WAS THE ANSWER, IT MUST HAVE BEEN A STUPID QUESTION!

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19-01-2005, 08:43 AM	#2 (permalink)
algypug Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 254	You have a way with words Bisuitman. Perhaps you'd like to write RK's next New Year message ?