OK a music thread...

[internetcynic]

As nothing compared to this, though...

Reminds me of the 1971 Peter Cook and Dudley Moore sketch where Dud plays a one legged man applying for the role as Tarzan of the Apes in a film.

[SteveShark]

Paul McCartney insisting Linda McCartney could sing and having her play keyboards in Wings.

Now THAT really was unbelievable.

I heard this many years ago (the late 1990s) and re-discovered it on YouTube just now.

Caveat - it may be a fake, although when I first heard it, I recall it having impeccable credentials. If it is a fake, it's very well done as the music you can hear with her voice sounds exactly like you'd expect spill from the band to sound through one isolated vocal microphone.

[internetcynic]

Ive heard such a track before, many years ago, off 1/.4" tape, im pretty sure its genuine. Her keyboard playing was just as bad.

Thing was he shot himself in the foot. He got his girlfriend into his band, and then realised she had less musical talent than a deaf pigeon. He cant chuck her out, hes stuck with her. What do you do!!!!!

[TannyD]

http://itunes.apple.com/gb/artist/izzysmart/id505411551

[Dee-Dee]

[shooting_bunnies]

[Baron von Lotsov]

[Baron von Lotsov]

[internetcynic]

[Besoeker]