They forgot to put the exit sign up

[England expects]

It seems that the first lot of Olympic absconders have gone AWOL

http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/olympic...AWOL-in-London


I wonder how many more will not go home?

I wonder just how many return tickets have been purchased during the games opposed to just how many bought one way?

[Sheepy]

The poor innocent fools really believe they will find something better here!

[England expects]

They probably will, after all they are in London. They will probably be aided and abetted by some trendy middle class do-gooders that want to see the poor down trodden Cameroons set up in the UK with full fringe benefits, you haven't got to go far in London to find an ignorant do-gooder.

Its easy to identify them, they usually look scruffy but speak posh, wear sandals in summer and multi-coloured doc martens in the winter, smell of incense and stare in wonder at anyone that has a different colour skin to them. They usually carry stupid looking hemp bags to keep their ipads and credit cards in.

They frequent any coffee bar, pub or restaurant that is in or around the roughest areas of London and declare it as a wonderful cosmopolitan city.

When mugged they just blink a lot, go red and blame the BNP element in society for upsetting these good people.

One of them I think goes by the name of Frigid Wierdo, but I might be wrong lol! Most of them are just plain wierdo's.

[Sheepy]

They probably will, after all they are in London. They will probably be aided and abetted by some trendy middle class do-gooders that want to see the poor down trodden Cameroons set up in the UK with full fringe benefits, you haven't got to go far in London to find an ignorant do-gooder.

Its easy to identify them, they usually look scruffy but speak posh, wear sandals in summer and multi-coloured doc martens in the winter, smell of incense and stare in wonder at anyone that has a different colour skin to them. They usually carry stupid looking hemp bags to keep their ipads and credit cards in.

They frequent any coffee bar, pub or restaurant that is in or around the roughest areas of London and declare it as a wonderful cosmopolitan city.

When mugged they just blink a lot, go red and blame the BNP element in society for upsetting these good people.

One of them I think goes by the name of Frigid Wierdo, but I might be wrong lol! Most of them are just plain wierdo's.

Don't mix them up with do-gooders they are social engineers of the worst kind.I can only compare it to putting your children in the hands of a gang of paedophiles.