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    Default laminate flooring.........................

    thinking of laying some laminate flooring in the front room and getting rid of the shag carpet.................. looking for advice or help..... never done this before is it easy?


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    Be careful not to hurt your knees while laying in the Front Room. That is, of course, where a nice soft shag tends to score over something harder.

    There are, it goes without saying, infinitely more opportunities for the Great British Double Ententre around plumbing-related queries.

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    Is shag carpet a noun or an adjective..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marilyn View Post
    Is shag carpet a noun or an adjective..
    It's usually about £15.99 a square metre...

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    I'm sure lots of people will be prepared to lay a concrete floor for you. You and Helen will never be found.
    "but if you give up hope, if you simply just give up, you have nothing, there's no future."

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    Quote Originally Posted by AndyMinion View Post
    Be careful not to hurt your knees while laying in the Front Room. That is, of course, where a nice soft shag tends to score over something harder.

    There are, it goes without saying, infinitely more opportunities for the Great British Double Ententre around plumbing-related queries.
    i have some knee pads........................................ i use them for other things when i'm on my knees.................................... i can use them for this.......... never thought they wood have a practical purpous.......... thanks Andy..........

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    I will lay double carpet that this is G&H's first serious thread

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    got to say i will miss the shag..................... many many many happy memories........... but as helen says the house is looking a little dated and if the house looks young we look young................................ i wanted to tell you a few stories about it but this is a family forum.... lol

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    Come on then - get your money out...

    I'm opening a book on how many posts to go from Flooring Themed Smutty Jokes to Holocaust Denial.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bevois View Post
    I will lay double carpet that this is G&H's first serious thread

    How on EARTH did you manage to FLOOR Gary and Helen?
    "but if you give up hope, if you simply just give up, you have nothing, there's no future."

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