facts about the pyramids

**SteveShark** · 07-05-2012, 02:34 PM

Originally Posted by Tim the plumber

eninn,

Here, on this forum, people who have sent a long time reading history and science will respond to you. This is always going to make you look stupid as you have only read one book and it's not a very informative one.

A tad unfair to the Ladybird series, surely?

**Patman Post** · 07-05-2012, 02:57 PM

Originally Posted by Francis Overdere

No.It's mentioned in the Koran that anyone who says it's a load of bóllocks should be beheaded though. As Kipling almost wrote ....

IF you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
You must be a Muslim who believes in the Koran.

I like cod poetry too – almost as much as I like cod science:

What is his life so full of care,
He has no time to stand and stare.
No time to stand beneath the boughs
And stare as long as sheep or cows.
No time to note, the days that pass,
Where squirrels hide their nuts in grass.
Cannot see sense, in broad daylight,
Wants smoke in pubs to be a right.
A sad life his, if full of care,
Poor, deluded Francis Overdere…

(with apologies to WHD)

**Francis Overdere** · 07-05-2012, 03:15 PM

Originally Posted by Patman Post

I like cod poetry too – almost as much as I like cod science:

What is his life so full of care,
He has no time to stand and stare.
No time to stand beneath the boughs
And stare as long as sheep or cows.
No time to note, the days that pass,
Where squirrels hide their nuts in grass.
Cannot see sense, in broad daylight,
Wants smoke in pubs to be a right.
A sad life his, if full of care,
Poor, deluded Francis Overdere…

(with apologies to WHD)

Heh heh.

What is this life so full of wit,
I simply do not give shít.
For foreigners, immigrants and others
Who will never be my British brothers.
It doesn't need a torch to see,
The way that lot are screwing me.
I can see the signs so clear,
That's why I don't want them here.
If you can't see what will come to pass
You need a laser up your árse.

**Patman Post** · 07-05-2012, 03:35 PM

Not bad. The meter needs some work though. 7/10...

**longjohn** · 07-05-2012, 03:46 PM

Underneath the chestnut tree Nick and Eddy sat.
Amusing themselves by abusing themselves
And catching the droppings in their hats!

(I am sure if its too rude they will remove it)

**Tim the plumber** · 07-05-2012, 03:56 PM

Originally Posted by SteveShark

A tad unfair to the Ladybird series, surely?

If he had only read one of those he would be twice as clever.

Ever wondered why it is that one of the most sucessful Islamic terrorists managed to set fire to his own groyn on an aircraft?

**SteveShark** · 07-05-2012, 04:17 PM

Originally Posted by Tim the plumber

Ever wondered why it is that one of the most sucessful Islamic terrorists managed to set fire to his own groyn on an aircraft?

That's something you'll never see in a cracker at Christmas...

**eninn** · 08-05-2012, 12:53 PM

You should
Studying the Koran

Now I know you have a problem
Surprise
The surprising result
Exact match between the Holy Qur'an and the Hadith and science

I beseech you to excuse
Throughout your life you hear from the church and the community around the western
Islam on the mistakes

Now you hear the Holy Qur'an and the Hadith
And find fascinating facts and miracles a scientific approach

Feel bewildered

True Gospel
Been distorted
Bibles which are now
Edited by humans
All different
The Holy Quran
One copy
Of 1433 year
God prevent
Quran
Of distortion

God wrote
And sent down the Quran to the Prophet Muhammad peace be upon him
God says in the Quran
(9) Indeed, it is We who sent down the Qur'an and indeed, We will be its guardian

Stay away from the teachings of God
The cause of the deviation and ignorance
And adultery, drinking alcohol, gambling and murder

Watch the video

Should learn a little

So do not embarrass yourself more than that

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xD4AE16O2NU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3z9Fxgx5PM