Should we legalise same-sex marriage?

[Besoeker]

scotland has a lot of Homosexuals I believe. Its probably the skirt/kilt-wearing that encourages it.

Whilst I appreciate your most insightful and erudite input, my experience is that the feminine gender is very much attracted to that attire.

[Road_Hog]

scotland has a lot of Homosexuals I believe. Its probably the skirt/kilt-wearing that encourages it.

That reminds me of a joke. Why do the Jocks where kilts? Because the sheep up there recognise the sound of a zip being undone.

[ron]

That reminds me of a joke. Why do the Jocks where kilts? Because the sheep up there recognise the sound of a zip being undone.

Same reason why Welshmen's trousers all have button flies?

[Road_Hog]

Same reason why Welshmen's trousers all have button flies?

Ron, I've done the joke, repeating it is just sad.

[Besoeker]

That reminds me of a joke. Why do the Jocks where kilts? Because the sheep up there recognise the sound of a zip being undone.

That reminds me of a joke.

A woman approached a Scotsman who was wearing a kilt.
"Excuse me, can you tell me what's worn under the kilt?"
"Madam, nothing is worn under the kilt. It's all in fine working order."

[Road_Hog]

That reminds me of a joke. Why do the Jocks where kilts? Because the sheep up there recognise the sound of a zip being undone.

I'm going to have to make a public apology here. I'm not sure why I used the word 'where' when clearly I should have used 'wear'.

I've had a real senior moment here and it has quite worried me. Now, where did I leave my car keys.

[Besoeker]

I'm going to have to make a public apology here. I'm not sure why I used the word 'where' when clearly I should have used 'wear'.

They don't even sound the same...............
Loch isn't pronounced "lock".
Word and bird don't rhyme.
etc...

[longjohn]

Rich women could collect trophy husbands too.
Polygamy requires the consent of both parties, what's the problem.
Freedom!!!!!

Every rich woman well over 65 who wants a trophy husband I am available. Just give me £40,000 year spending money I won’t even mind if they not that faithful. Must still have their own teeth as I need someone to pre chew my food for me.