I am now convinced that many here are the only examples on this planet of people who have donated their brains to science and they have been extracted before they died. None have experienced any noticeable difference though.
I am somewhat concerned that this very noble sacrifice of donating their brains to science before they are dead could set civilisation back to a period in our evolution where we were on the same intellectual level as whelks (or possibly cockles).
One of the empty headed but noble whelks (or cockles), by the name of Hepworth, has decided I am from Wales, a communist, and my name is Rob. I am awaiting evidence for my latest identity, as I don't want to rush off and start shagging sheep, singing about valleys, or losing every international football game without proof I am a bona fide "Taffy".
Some very sad news happened in August:- The British Freedom Party (aka "Bunch of Spivs", "Those Liars",or "Who?") section has been withdrawn from this forum. This was a direct result of their request to take their ball home as they got a good kicking from the "big boys", so ended up rather battered and in tears.
Little Micky Wood (aka Brit-Nit here), of the British Failure Party, is rumoured to have joined the British Freedom Party by mistake.
According to the rumour he misread it as the British Femdom Party!
After initial disappointment by him and as they were rather devoid of members, Peter Mullins, Lee Barnes, and Simon Bennett agreed to put on dresses and slap him on every alternate Tuesday with a copy of all the IP addresses harvested by Simon Bennett at this forum. All involved really enjoy this apparently. I was the person that started that rumour by the way.
In recognition of the contribution that certain people of the British Femdom ooops "Freedom" Party have made to this forum, in terms of trolling, bullying, lying, and harvesting IP addresses; I think anyone reading this should observe a one minute silence at the sad loss of their section at this forum (the silence will remind them of what their members meetings are like).
There used to be an inept idiot here (now banned) by the name of Simon Bennett who thought he was some kind of internet "Super Sleuth". He just loved doing a whois on IP addes and domain names and thought he would find out something about me with this schoolkid nonsense (I was going to say "script kiddie" nonsense but he really hasn't even reached that standard yet).
Simon Benett, aka "Simple Simon", "Slimy Simon" (he secured this particular name because of his disgraceful harvesting of people's IP addresses on here), or "Barmy Bennett", did the really dumb IP adde whois "trick", after I intentionally gave him my IP adde on a plate. He was no doubt having an orgasm as he "revealed" my IP adde resolved to Preston. OK I had a little giggle at Simple Simon for being such a berk, but that was quite boring really as I knew Barmy Bennett would do it.
Now though, yet another person I am here!!
I have to thank Simple Simon for my latest identity. Barmy Bennett decided to do a whois on an image I posted, (totally ignoring I have posted a few images from lots of different sites), and then this internet "Super Sleuth" decided I must own the company of the website whose image I had linked to.
So I am also now an Asian guy (I think) with a company based in Warwickshire. As this particular person is a real live identifiable person, I have no option but to omit his/her name because of potentional libel issues, as the individual has nothing to do with this site. Just ask Barmy Bennett for the name and the initials are GJ.
I suppose I am lucky that I didn't link to any images at http://www.royal.gov.uk/ or Slimy Simon would have posted that I am The Queen.
According to Hapless Henry Paltry, I am a member of both the UAF and the SWP. Hapless didn't make it clear why I am a member of these organisations of course. I must ask Hapless Henry what I am supposed to do if a meeting from one organisation clashes with a meeting from the other organisation. I fear I won't get a sensible answer though.
I also have a further identity of a real live person, (can't reveal the name because of potential libel issues, as the individual has nothing to do with this site, initials are PR), according the South African Nazi Arthur Kemp, who goes by the nom de plumes of Benzedrine, david evans and Professor Plonk here.
This personna I have aquired as the result of Gormless Grifin and the South African immigrant Nazi Arthur Kemp (friend of terrorist would be bomber Lambertus "Bep" Nieuwhof), being a tad upset with me for revealing that Herr Kemp possibly has indulged in forging at least one South Afrian criminal record certificate.
Initially on my arrival here I was apparently either Simon Bennett or MiNiMe, so I had a very confusing life at that time trying to decide whether to put on knickers or underpants when I got up in the morning.
Hapless Henry Palfry then revealed I was also BritishWhiteNoise but unfortunately Hapless Henry didn't let me know whether this personna was male or female.
There is the possibility that the female that I am (i.e MiNiMe, and obviously when I am not male of course) isn't actually female (according to Hapless Henry who has a rather vivid and deranged imagination).
There is confusion by Hapless Henry as to whether I am a homosexual man masquerading as a female and as Hapless Henry also thinks I am a liar, it is pointless trying to help him with his confusion as he wouldn't believe it anyway.
I am losing track of how many people I am but I think it is at least 6 (and not counting me being Petrosal), but unsure as to whether two of the people I am are same sex or both sexes.
At this present moment it isn't clear whether I am male, female, homosexual, lesbian, transexual, bisexual, hetrosexual or a martian. I am convinced however that these Nitwit Nationalist Nazis here will soon be filling in these missing details for me.
I get the feeling that the longer I stay here eventually I will be everyone that posts here, so that must mean they are all just figments of my imagination.
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