youcanhandlethetruth

"Are you one of those men who believes every girl has a razor in her handbag with which she intends to cut off your access to manhood?"

From the woman who claims she has long legs and long hair.
Now you're talking.....
Hurt me baby !

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cointelpro/halfwits: Akria,Clippo,Besoeker,Bear,Eurosceptic Antlantacist,MikeUK

Frith

And you're looking for it, my adventurous knight. Seek and ye shall find - and be careful what you wish for ...

Cleopatra

Post of the year!!

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"Then they pull down their filthy trousers, squat over a massive, subsidised ditch and evacuate their corrupt, socialist bowels all over a photograph of Shakespeare."

TannyD

You are all sadist freaks, you make baby Jesus cry and will go straight to Hell.

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Tara

He's a masochist, he wants it!

Frith

I agree, get those fish net stockings out of mothballs and bring your whip. I'll bring the handcuffs.

Tara

I don't have any fishnet stockings or whips, I'm not that kind of girl

Anyway, seeing as he's a masochist, there is no need to restrain him or tantalise him with stockings, just get your razor out and do it - he wants it!

youcanhandlethetruth

I was actually trying to lighten the atmosphere with some humour ?

Oh dear....

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Before tyranny and television, "conspiracy theorists" never existed.

cointelpro/halfwits: Akria,Clippo,Besoeker,Bear,Eurosceptic Antlantacist,MikeUK

youcanhandlethetruth

Ooops !

I see you were all joking too.

Obviously I should be punished in some way for that mistake ?

Ok get your handcuffs out then !

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Before tyranny and television, "conspiracy theorists" never existed.

cointelpro/halfwits: Akria,Clippo,Besoeker,Bear,Eurosceptic Antlantacist,MikeUK

Frith

Good, you are unwinding I have lovely little surgical steel handcuffs engraved with the names of previous conquests. And I think there is just room for a YCHTT near the locking device.

My whip is made of words. Some are acidic, some sharp and many are sweet. None are bitter or sour. They are the words of the tale teller and Bard, so you will be transported but not killed or maimed.

My stockings are just there for decoration, but what the heck I have them in so many colors and patterns I may turn up in tiger stripes or leaves instead. Camouflage and disguises are part of the suspension of disbelief. And you can't travel anywhere or be transported anywhere without a suspension of disbelief. We aren't in a science laboratory, we are in a time machine and the time machine has a kaleidoscope ceiling and windows that can see all three timescapes as well as inky darkness.

Tara will be there in the form of a flower. This is what she really is underneath all that defensive banter. An orchid, maybe, or a tiger lily.

And the Queen of the Nile has already created her disguise. She will be eating grapes and lying on a brocaded couch, while the river slips by in its ancient undulations and you become what you were meant to be.

Enjoy the dream. It is the crucible of the future.