Mel Gibson Converts to Judaism

adrianwainer · 03-08-2006, 06:23 PM

Mel Gibson Converts to Judaism

By: Andy Borowitz
Published: Aug 3, 2006 at 07:23

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In his boldest bid yet to apologize to the Jewish community, actor Mel Gibson today announced that he had converted to Judaism.

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Mr. Gibstein, whose Lexus LS sedan now sports a license plate reading "LCHAIM," said that he was "thoroughly enjoying being a Jew" and vowed to only shop wholesale from now on.

http://www.yubanet.com/artman/publis...le_39996.shtml

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Adrian Wainer

adrianwainer · 03-08-2006, 07:34 PM

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Mel Columcille Gerard Gibson (born January 3, 1956) is an American-born, Australian-raised actor, director, and producer. After establishing himself as a household name with the Mad Max and Lethal Weapon series, Gibson went on to direct and star in 1995's Academy Award-winning Braveheart. In 2004, he directed and produced the controversial blockbuster, The Passion of the Christ. The first person ever awarded People magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive", Gibson's direction of Braveheart made him only the sixth actor-turned-filmmaker to garner an Oscar for Best Director.[1]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mel_Gibson

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Adrian Wainer

Aardvark · 03-08-2006, 10:35 PM

Has he had the snip? Was it carried out by a pouting female Reformed Rabbi or did some old geezer with scissors do him? Was it done without anaesthetic like what happens to the poor little boys or did he wimp out? Where is the foreskin buried and do any of his female admirers know? :twisted:

Mikeuk · 03-08-2006, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Aardvark

Has he had the snip? Was it carried out by a pouting female Reformed Rabbi or did some old geezer with scissors do him? Was it done without anaesthetic like what happens to the poor little boys or did he wimp out? Where is the foreskin buried and do any of his female admirers know? :twisted:

Apparently vast numbers of non-Jewish Americans still undergo what for the majority of men living in non-tropical climes, is a totally pointless operation. Shows what a bunch of sheeple the Yanks are.

When I was about 8 years old I remember coming back from showers at the school changing rooms and saying 'Dad I saw a boy with a funny willie today'. I did get a factual explanation, strangely enough, which certainly wasn't forthcoming when I asked the same oracle how babies were made.

I'm delighted to hear that these days hardly any UK Caucasian gentiles are 'chopped'.

As for Mr Gibson; seems he can make any number of movies slagging off the Brits as evil Nazis and that's fantastic. He can charge around like a lethal weapon on the roads roaring drunk and that's - well - a wrist slapping matter. But one drink-fuelled rant about the Israelis and - oh dear! - that's the end of his career.

Perhps Mel should emigrate to Europe, where priorities are slightly different.

jim h · 04-08-2006, 06:10 AM

I hope Mikeuk is joking if Mr Gibson made the same remarks in Europe he would be under immediate arrest by the thought police for racism ,denying the holocaust etc.
Why are celebrities expected to be paragons of virtue , most have extremely human weaknesses combined with only average intelligence.

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03-08-2006, 10:35 PM	#3 (permalink)
Aardvark Moderator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Oxonia Posts: 3,517	Has he had the snip? Was it carried out by a pouting female Reformed Rabbi or did some old geezer with scissors do him? Was it done without anaesthetic like what happens to the poor little boys or did he wimp out? Where is the foreskin buried and do any of his female admirers know? :twisted:

04-08-2006, 06:10 AM	#5 (permalink)
jim h Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 358	I hope Mikeuk is joking if Mr Gibson made the same remarks in Europe he would be under immediate arrest by the thought police for racism ,denying the holocaust etc. Why are celebrities expected to be paragons of virtue , most have extremely human weaknesses combined with only average intelligence.