John in Scotland

Why does the UK get so many asylum seekers?




Think about it. What are asylum seekers looking for?

An asylum, of course.

And when they learn that the UK three times elected Tony Blair as Prime Minister, they naturally assume . . . .

jgrabham

Ooh, are we doing jokes
What do penguins, pelicans and the Inland Revenue all have in common?








They can all shove their bills up their AR53

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Look, the people you are after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Do not... f**k with us.

Proudly increasing my CO2 output since 2007

"I'd have no desire to penalize a man because he's worthonly fifteen dollars a week. But I'll be damned if I can see why a man worth
forty must be penalized - and penalized in favor of the one who's less
competent."
- Ayn Rand

TannyD

You people are funny!!

C_steam

"mummy, mummy! There's a man at the door with a Bill!

"Rubbish son, it must be a duck with a hat on."

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Roland

The government today announced that it is changing its national symbol to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the Governments political stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.