Bulgaria and Romania: Come on down!

mkpdavies · 01-08-2006, 11:42 PM

http://www.ukip.org/ukip_news/gen12.php?t=1&id=2392

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01-08-2006

Britain's immigration policy was condemned today (1.8.06) as nothing more than a slogan saying "come on in, nobody's watching, and nobody cares".

"The Government has admitted it can't secure our borders for another eight years, whilst machines that can locate illegal immigrants in lorries are switched off at weekends. And, if they can be fussed to find them, they don't bother to deport them" stated UK Independence Party MEP, Nigel Farage.

"We might as well put a sign up to the rest of the world saying 'Visit Britain, and stay as long as you like'. With our immigration policy a shambles, and our borders wide open to hundreds of thousands of people, the Prime Minister is travelling the world exposing himself as Bush's lapdog and talking to Arnie the Terminator."

Mr Farage asked: "What role in this fiasco is the Conservative party playing? Well, in a move of breathtaking hypocrisy, they now want to limit immigration from Eastern Europe. Is this the same party that voted for the enlargement of the EU, and is actively supporting Bulgaria and Romania being members of the EU next year?

"The Liberal Democrats cannot avoid any blame for this shambles as it was one of their MEPs, Emma Nicholson, who wrote the report which confirmed accession for Romania. Yet now they have the nerve to complain."

Mr Farage pointed out that the think-tank, Migrationwatch, calculates that Bulgaria and Romania will lose over 400,000 people to the UK.

"The Home Office has already drawn up a report on the incredible pressures facing jobs, water supplies, housing, schools and hospitals that this influx will cause. Indeed, they are warning that our very quality of life is at risk. Britain is wide open, and will stay that way for the next eight years, thanks to the incompetence of this Government, and their failure to stand up to Brussels, who ultimately make laws on this" said Mr Farage.

Nigel hit's the headlines again!

Robin · 06-08-2006, 06:18 PM

CRIMINALS IN ROMANIA AND BULGARIA.

The British government has decided there are not enough crooks,chancers and idlers in the UK so you are invited to ply your trade in Britain.
Before you come please complete the following questionaire.

You will keep yourself by;
1;Ficticious certificates enabling you to pretend to be a proffessional
2;Credit card fraud.
OR
3;Benefits and aggresive begging
4;Benefits and thieving
5;Benefits and organised criminalty.
(probably employing non criminal fellow nationals and withholding wages)

You will arrive in the UK by
6;Eastern bloc made banger that will be dumped in local beauty spot
7;Mercedes stolen in Germany and re registered in Moldavia
8;New car that you will skip the finance on
9;Large van that you run on kerosine and red diesel with no equivalent MOT.

You will leave the UK when;
10;Thieved enough to have a large fortune back home
11;To bring back family members or aquaintances for prostitution or medical experiments
12;Stabbed flatmate to death in drunken brawl that even the British police cant turn a blind eye to.
13;Never-I`ll be too set up nicely here,thanks

You heard about the opportunities for a criminal career in the UK from;
14;The BBC
15;Local mafia don who wants a cut of your takings
16;Local police chief who wants to see the back of you
17;Your neighbours who got fedup with you and said it would be better for your health.

You hold;
18;A valid EU passport
19;A nicely forged EU passport
20;A stolen EU passport
21;No documents,your officials would have a shock if they knew who I really was.

You would like to live;
22;In a ghettoe where all my other nationals live
23;In a caravan by the side of the road
24;I`m not fussy,wherever you give me a house above those already on the housing list.
25;Somewhere nice that I can intimidate the neighbours and bring the whole area down.

PLEASE NOTE;The British government cannot guarantee your own turf for organised crime,you may have to fight other ethnic gangs for that.

Tick here if you require a human rights lawyer immediately on disembarkation because you will be arrested for shoplifting at the duty free...

Tick here if you have read the terms and conditions the British people have to comply with....

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06-08-2006, 06:18 PM	#2 (permalink)
Robin Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 759	CRIMINALS IN ROMANIA AND BULGARIA. The British government has decided there are not enough crooks,chancers and idlers in the UK so you are invited to ply your trade in Britain. Before you come please complete the following questionaire. You will keep yourself by; 1;Ficticious certificates enabling you to pretend to be a proffessional 2;Credit card fraud. OR 3;Benefits and aggresive begging 4;Benefits and thieving 5;Benefits and organised criminalty. (probably employing non criminal fellow nationals and withholding wages) You will arrive in the UK by 6;Eastern bloc made banger that will be dumped in local beauty spot 7;Mercedes stolen in Germany and re registered in Moldavia 8;New car that you will skip the finance on 9;Large van that you run on kerosine and red diesel with no equivalent MOT. You will leave the UK when; 10;Thieved enough to have a large fortune back home 11;To bring back family members or aquaintances for prostitution or medical experiments 12;Stabbed flatmate to death in drunken brawl that even the British police cant turn a blind eye to. 13;Never-I`ll be too set up nicely here,thanks You heard about the opportunities for a criminal career in the UK from; 14;The BBC 15;Local mafia don who wants a cut of your takings 16;Local police chief who wants to see the back of you 17;Your neighbours who got fedup with you and said it would be better for your health. You hold; 18;A valid EU passport 19;A nicely forged EU passport 20;A stolen EU passport 21;No documents,your officials would have a shock if they knew who I really was. You would like to live; 22;In a ghettoe where all my other nationals live 23;In a caravan by the side of the road 24;I`m not fussy,wherever you give me a house above those already on the housing list. 25;Somewhere nice that I can intimidate the neighbours and bring the whole area down. PLEASE NOTE;The British government cannot guarantee your own turf for organised crime,you may have to fight other ethnic gangs for that. Tick here if you require a human rights lawyer immediately on disembarkation because you will be arrested for shoplifting at the duty free... Tick here if you have read the terms and conditions the British people have to comply with....