Thread: High Turnout Expected at 'Mead Fest' on day of General Election

Manufacturers of England's great (and much ignored) national drink, Mead, (a substance guaranteed to promote goodwill) are stocking up in advance of the day of the General Election with news of an English 'Mead Fest', this being a spontaneous reaction to being reminded of the Peasants Revolt of 1381 and in reaction to the blatant takeover of their own Parliament by treasonous, corporate, feudalist, traitors of the political parties whose candidates have signed up to political union with a foreign power in blatant contradiction and defiance of our Rights in Law.

Latest reports indicate a high turnout at this national 'Mead Fest' designed to correspond with the day of the General Election. Whose attendees will stay away from the ballot boxes in droves, prefering to toast the health of the nation by drinking small glasses of the stuff in goodwill, visiting neighbours, toasting the sovereignty of England and the Common Law in a national celebration of truly democratic implications. These, 'the great unwashed of England', are said to be in good spirits.

(Shares in mead manufacture have dramatically increased in recent days and this is much frowned upon by Euroland).

Originally Posted by notolivercromwell

p.s. English bees are working overtime in solidarity with the above.

English bees are in danger of extinction. Queens are having to be imported due to problems in the honey industry.