Reported post by Cleopatra

Cleopatra · 10-03-2008, 06:24 PM

I have a very serious issue that I hope the moderators can resolve. Some b.ugger has taken eleven points off of my rep points.

Now I'm not one for telling tales or holding a grudge, but seriously!!!! Is this person insane? Can this be allowed? Can I have their e-mail, IP Address and any other personal information you may have on them so I can make their life a misery?

This is the message I received:

"Not funny. Don't give up the day job."

This message was in response to my overly hilarious jokes that I posted?? I don't get it and I want revenge!!

Here's the hilarious jokes:

Quote:

After his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if he would ever consider
going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer it if we called
her Heather.

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Three elderly ladies named Penelope, Maude and Gladys were
sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a
flasher approached from across the park.

The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them
and opened his trench coat.

Penelope immediately had a stroke.

Gladys also had a stroke.

But Maude, being older and more feeble,
couldn't reach that far ...

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A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the

counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really

rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent.

We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a

chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll

have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your

clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be

expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to

satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment

above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."

The! guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it."

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One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
So he tied her up and went golfing.

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Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."
"Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of chardonnay."

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After numerous rounds of "We don't know if Osama is still alive", Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of coded message:

370HSSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA. With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for help. Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply: "Tell the President he's holding the message upside down.
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Percentage · 10-03-2008, 06:47 PM

Well i have to say they made me laugh,though they are rather Prurient!

Cleopatra · 10-03-2008, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Percentage

Well i have to say they made me laugh,though they are rather Prurient!

You see, you have a good sense of humour %. What this rep point stealing wally is unaware of is that it will take a lot more than one negative click to reduce my 1121 rep points.

Now I'm off to work out the timing of posts compared to the timing of my point stealing..... I'll work out who the b.ugger is and make them wish they were never born!

Tara · 10-03-2008, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cleopatra

I have a very serious issue that I hope the moderators can resolve. Some b.ugger has taken eleven points off of my rep points.

That is so out of order, what a b.ugger! I'm going to give you eleven points myself in response to this post as it's the best one in this section.

Some b.ugger gave me 33 reputation points recently, haven't a clue who it is but I can tell you now, I'm not happy about it. If people are going to give me them I would prefer it if they identified themselves, it feels like stalking, not that I mind of course, any attention is better than none.

Tara · 10-03-2008, 07:55 PM

Things have taken a turn for the worse, just checked my rep score and 3 points have been taken away AND the person didn't even leave a comment just a dot, what a b.ugger. If this issue isn't resolved I will be taking this complaint to the top!!

And what's with the different coloured things next to each rep entry, what's the difference between green, purple and red?

Cleopatra · 10-03-2008, 08:07 PM

Thank you Tara.

My detective work has brought to my attention that the said b.ugger has stolen my points at 03:49 on the 9/3/08, this information leads me to believe that we have an insomniac on the forum with a funny bone missing.

I seriously considered setting up a poll so people can guess who it is but I don't need to go that far

. It's a toss up between Britannist and John Connor. Now you may wonder how I came to this conclusion (bear with me, the truth will out in a minute) but for me the evidence was plain to see.

At exactly 03:37 Britannist posted (ironically

) on a thread titled "Brits love to be miserable", now this may very well be coincidence but methinks not! John Connor posted on the very same thread at 04:40am, now I happen to know that Mr Connor does indeed have a sense of humour, so....... through the process of elimination I have my main suspect.

Britannist, you naughty boy!

Sherlock's got nothing on me!

Cleopatra · 10-03-2008, 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tara

Things have taken a turn for the worse, just checked my rep score and 3 points have been taken away AND the person didn't even leave a comment just a dot, what a b.ugger. If this issue isn't resolved I will be taking this complaint to the top!!

And what's with the different coloured things next to each rep entry, what's the difference between green, purple and red?

For you Tara, my detective services are on the house. Now what did this dot look like?

Tara · 10-03-2008, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cleopatra

For you Tara, my detective services are on the house. Now what did this dot look like?

What did the dot look like? Hahahaha

Here, check out the evidence for yourself!!

Thread - Reported post by Cleopatra

Date - 10-03-2008 07:46 PM

Comment - .

What do you reckon then?

Cleopatra · 10-03-2008, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tara

What did the dot look like? Hahahaha

Here, check out the evidence for yourself!!

Thread - Reported post by Cleopatra

Date - 10-03-2008 07:46 PM

Comment - .

What do you reckon then?

Hmmmm, let me take an educated guess here!

Hartlepool or Millenium.

david H · 10-03-2008, 08:49 PM

I think you should grow up!

10-03-2008, 08:07 PM	#6 (permalink)
Cleopatra Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 257	Thank you Tara. My detective work has brought to my attention that the said b.ugger has stolen my points at 03:49 on the 9/3/08, this information leads me to believe that we have an insomniac on the forum with a funny bone missing. I seriously considered setting up a poll so people can guess who it is but I don't need to go that far. It's a toss up between Britannist and John Connor. Now you may wonder how I came to this conclusion (bear with me, the truth will out in a minute) but for me the evidence was plain to see. At exactly 03:37 Britannist posted (ironically) on a thread titled "Brits love to be miserable", now this may very well be coincidence but methinks not! John Connor posted on the very same thread at 04:40am, now I happen to know that Mr Connor does indeed have a sense of humour, so....... through the process of elimination I have my main suspect. Britannist, you naughty boy! Sherlock's got nothing on me! __________________ "Then they pull down their filthy trousers, squat over a massive, subsidised ditch and evacuate their corrupt, socialist bowels all over a photograph of Shakespeare."

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10-03-2008, 06:47 PM	#2 (permalink)
Percentage Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: N.Ireland Posts: 1,729	Well i have to say they made me laugh,though they are rather Prurient!

10-03-2008, 07:55 PM	#5 (permalink)
Tara Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 796	Things have taken a turn for the worse, just checked my rep score and 3 points have been taken away AND the person didn't even leave a comment just a dot, what a b.ugger. If this issue isn't resolved I will be taking this complaint to the top!! And what's with the different coloured things next to each rep entry, what's the difference between green, purple and red?

10-03-2008, 08:49 PM	#10 (permalink)
david H Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 849	I think you should grow up!