CAMERON TO SPEND TWO WEEKS AS A WHEELIE BIN

Johnny Hates Jazz · 24-05-2007, 11:35 PM

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politi...n-20070521160/

TORY leader David Cameron is to spend two weeks living as a wheelie bin in East London in a bid to highlight the current crisis in British refuse collection.

Cameron (left) with shadow environment minister Baroness ByfordMr Cameron said he would act as a standard-sized bin for an average family of two adults and two children living in a modest terrace house in Hackney.

“I want them to just treat me like any normal bin, not like the leader of a major political party, and just stuff me full of their ****,” he said.

Nina Narne, the Hackney resident whose bin Mr Cameron would be, said she was looking forward to using the opposition leader as a rubbish receptacle.

She said: “It’s a new type of politics, it’s clean and fresh, and it shows David Cameron is a man who cares about the little people. I mean, when did you last see Gordon Brown offer to eat someone’s banana skin?”

The Tory leader’s wheelie bin stint follows recent moves by most councils in Britain to cease all bin collections and force householders to eat all their own rubbish.

Mr Cameron said he, or his butler, already consumed most of his own family’s refuse but he doubted whether it was possible to digest everything, particularly large quantities of disused truffle oil.

The wheelie bin exercise follows a busy period for Mr Cameron during which he has spent a week dressed as a football mascot, four days living on the Moon, three days working as a cod, a weekend as a lap dancer, and 40 seconds leading the Tory party.

After he has finished his wheelie bin experiment he plans to spend the rest of the year living as a smug middle-class **** in Notting Hill.

arden forester · 24-05-2007, 11:49 PM

Is this revolving-door politics? Blair out/Cameron in - Blair in/Cameron out! :shock: http://www.martinfrost.ws/htmlfiles/cameron_eye1.jpg

Or maybe like the Swiss weather houses with the little man and woman! :roll:

ENGLISH UNIONIST · 29-05-2007, 03:13 AM

Ah, fond memories of the Winter of Discontent all over again when, just as the bins went unemptied and were left overflowing on the streets, we will have Dave Boy Cameron (who is already sprouting **** from every bodily orifice) on the streets.

And as one would say in church:-

God Have Mercy; Lord Have Mercy!

There's enough dog-**** in the streets now without letting Cameron loose to defecate on the pavement, although the dogs (Conservative, Labour and Liberal Democrat politiicians) never seem to produce enough goodies to fill the pot-holes!!!

24-05-2007, 11:35 PM	#1 (permalink)
Johnny Hates Jazz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 1,978 Party: English Democrats	CAMERON TO SPEND TWO WEEKS AS A WHEELIE BIN CAMERON TO SPEND TWO WEEKS AS A WHEELIE BIN http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politi...n-20070521160/ TORY leader David Cameron is to spend two weeks living as a wheelie bin in East London in a bid to highlight the current crisis in British refuse collection. Cameron (left) with shadow environment minister Baroness ByfordMr Cameron said he would act as a standard-sized bin for an average family of two adults and two children living in a modest terrace house in Hackney. “I want them to just treat me like any normal bin, not like the leader of a major political party, and just stuff me full of their **,” he said. Nina Narne, the Hackney resident whose bin Mr Cameron would be, said she was looking forward to using the opposition leader as a rubbish receptacle. She said: “It’s a new type of politics, it’s clean and fresh, and it shows David Cameron is a man who cares about the little people. I mean, when did you last see Gordon Brown offer to eat someone’s banana skin?” The Tory leader’s wheelie bin stint follows recent moves by most councils in Britain to cease all bin collections and force householders to eat all their own rubbish. Mr Cameron said he, or his butler, already consumed most of his own family’s refuse but he doubted whether it was possible to digest everything, particularly large quantities of disused truffle oil. The wheelie bin exercise follows a busy period for Mr Cameron during which he has spent a week dressed as a football mascot, four days living on the Moon, three days working as a cod, a weekend as a lap dancer, and 40 seconds leading the Tory party. After he has finished his wheelie bin experiment he plans to spend the rest of the year living as a smug middle-class in Notting Hill. __________________ English Democrats SAY NO To European Union English not British** not European *- It's time to decide at the 2009 European Elections*

24-05-2007, 11:49 PM	#2 (permalink)
arden forester Uber Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Solihull, in The Forest of Arden, Warwickshire! Posts: 2,698 Party: None	Is this revolving-door politics? Blair out/Cameron in - Blair in/Cameron out! :shock: http://www.martinfrost.ws/htmlfiles/cameron_eye1.jpg Or maybe like the Swiss weather houses with the little man and woman! :roll: __________________ www.ardenforester.blogspot.com www.westminster-whispers.blogspot.com

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29-05-2007, 03:13 AM	#3 (permalink)
ENGLISH UNIONIST Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Royal Tunbridge Wells, Kent, United Kingdom Posts: 135 Party: UKIP	Ah, fond memories of the Winter of Discontent all over again when, just as the bins went unemptied and were left overflowing on the streets, we will have Dave Boy Cameron (who is already sprouting ** from every bodily orifice) on the streets. And as one would say in church:- God Have Mercy; Lord Have Mercy! There's enough dog-** in the streets now without letting Cameron loose to defecate on the pavement, although the dogs (Conservative, Labour and Liberal Democrat politiicians) never seem to produce enough goodies to fill the pot-holes!!!