War, what is it good for?

blondy · 29-08-2006, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Robin

Ooh if you`re talking torture let me join in.

Strap whoever it is to a chair and cut his throat at the same time giving him a blood transfusion.
He will faint from shock but reawaken when his blood level gets back up,then faint again.

Hang him from a really high place from an undefined length of rope,so as he falls he doesnt know whether the ground will kill him or the rope.

For a slower way let a sharpened bamboo stick grow daily through him.

Blood lust = Sadism???

Robin · 30-08-2006, 05:26 PM

No,I just think some people deserve torture.

You may have to do it in the future;be prepared.

Start off by watching flies after you`ve used the spray on them.Work up to small animals and then onto large mammals.Moveonto frightening children then onto nervous adults.Finally you can hire yourself out to venal corrupt dictatorships.The pay isnt too good in third world countries but if you like sun,sea and compliant house servants its bearable.

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30-08-2006, 05:26 PM	#22 (permalink)
Robin Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 759	No,I just think some people deserve torture. You may have to do it in the future;be prepared. Start off by watching flies after you`ve used the spray on them.Work up to small animals and then onto large mammals.Moveonto frightening children then onto nervous adults.Finally you can hire yourself out to venal corrupt dictatorships.The pay isnt too good in third world countries but if you like sun,sea and compliant house servants its bearable.