War, what is it good for?

blondy · 27-08-2006, 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Mikeuk

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Originally Posted by blondy

What do you think he is going to, "GET???" :shock:

He should be strung up, preferably on a gallows 30 metres high.

Why 30? Why not 25 or 40 or 60??? :?

John Carter · 28-08-2006, 02:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Mikeuk

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Originally Posted by blondy

What do you think he is going to, "GET???" :shock:

He should be strung up, preferably on a gallows 30 metres high.

I think you mean "yards", no?

Pro-EU sympathies exposing themselves there or something Mike?

Mikeuk · 28-08-2006, 08:56 AM

I'm afraid in my job I get used to using metric all the time.

Anyway, I seem to recall you never measured height in yards.

blondy · 28-08-2006, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Mikeuk

I'm afraid in my job I get used to using metric all the time.

Anyway, I seem to recall you never measured height in yards.

So why that high?

Mikeuk · 28-08-2006, 10:36 AM

So that everybody can watch the sod go to hell.

In Portsmouth here we had an American agent who attempted to burn the Navy Yard.

He was hanged from the mainmast of a warship. History can repeat itself.

John Carter · 28-08-2006, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Mikeuk

I'm afraid in my job I get used to using metric all the time.

Anyway, I seem to recall you never measured height in yards.

So, 90 feet then.

Mikeuk · 28-08-2006, 03:11 PM

OK. Seems we're agreed then. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

blondy · 28-08-2006, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Mikeuk

So that everybody can watch the sod go to hell.

In Portsmouth here we had an American agent who attempted to burn the Navy Yard.

He was hanged from the mainmast of a warship. History can repeat itself.

With that amount of passion I think an even more dramatic death is called for. Try this:

Hangman's noose around the neck at a height of 90 feet.

Firing squad shoots him in the heart and he falls from the gallows.

The firing squad reloads and shoots at the rope suspending him in mid-air. Their shots sever the rope and he falls the 90 feet to a bed of poisoned spikes below where he is impaled.

Deadly pre-historic Komodo Dragons are then unleashed to tear his body apart limb by limb.

Once his body is totally consumed the Dragons are incinerated by a napalm attack.

There. Does that satisfy your blood lust?

Mikeuk · 29-08-2006, 01:59 PM

No need to kill the innocent dragons.

I believe in fair treatment for all dumb animals...

...except Bush. :twisted:

Robin · 29-08-2006, 06:54 PM

Ooh if you`re talking torture let me join in.

Strap whoever it is to a chair and cut his throat at the same time giving him a blood transfusion.
He will faint from shock but reawaken when his blood level gets back up,then faint again.

Hang him from a really high place from an undefined length of rope,so as he falls he doesnt know whether the ground will kill him or the rope.

For a slower way let a sharpened bamboo stick grow daily through him.

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28-08-2006, 08:56 AM	#13 (permalink)
Mikeuk Uber Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Fareham Posts: 5,279 Party: UKIP	I'm afraid in my job I get used to using metric all the time. Anyway, I seem to recall you never measured height in yards.

28-08-2006, 10:36 AM	#15 (permalink)
Mikeuk Uber Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Fareham Posts: 5,279 Party: UKIP	So that everybody can watch the sod go to hell. In Portsmouth here we had an American agent who attempted to burn the Navy Yard. He was hanged from the mainmast of a warship. History can repeat itself.

28-08-2006, 03:11 PM	#17 (permalink)
Mikeuk Uber Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Fareham Posts: 5,279 Party: UKIP	OK. Seems we're agreed then. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

29-08-2006, 01:59 PM	#19 (permalink)
Mikeuk Uber Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Fareham Posts: 5,279 Party: UKIP	No need to kill the innocent dragons. I believe in fair treatment for all dumb animals... ...except Bush. :twisted:

29-08-2006, 06:54 PM	#20 (permalink)
Robin Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 759	Ooh if you`re talking torture let me join in. Strap whoever it is to a chair and cut his throat at the same time giving him a blood transfusion. He will faint from shock but reawaken when his blood level gets back up,then faint again. Hang him from a really high place from an undefined length of rope,so as he falls he doesnt know whether the ground will kill him or the rope. For a slower way let a sharpened bamboo stick grow daily through him.