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Welcome home. Now get used to fortnightly bin collections, an army of traffic enforces and the new cameras they rolling out to help them.
Don't think of dropping an apple core or you could end up in the cells for 18 hours.
Avoid twon centres on a Friday and Saturday night unless you are accompanied by a UN peacekeeping force and wearing a bullet proof vest.
I'm afraid unlike in Iraq a press pass won't stop the insurgents (you can spot them by their burberry caps and tracky bottoms) beating you to within an inch of your life.
Ea of dune
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