When I worked for the Valuation Office in Chichester we had a load of hassle from some pompous old fool who thought he was due a reduction in his rating assessment and when we wouldn't play ball made a formal complaint against one of my colleagues.
One day we read an hilarious letter in the local paper from this plonker. He and his wife had been overtaken on the A27 by a car that was speeding and hooting loudly. They then beheld the 'horrific sight' (I remember that phrase) of several pairs of buttocks pressed to the windows.
Apparently he then drove to Chi police station to complain and was disgusted by the attitude of the police, who seemed to find it all very funny. His pathetic plea ended with a strikingly accurate description of the offending car. 'It was quite small and I think it may have been blue'
It was one of the funniest 'Disgusted of Chichester' letters I ever read, and there were a few of those.
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