Jeffrey Titford's rules for becoming a Euro candidate.
I. Never show initiative.
2. Never organise successful conferences.
3. Don't invite David Cambell Bannerman, Gerard Batten, Mike Nattrass, Paul Nuttall, David Fraser or Chris Hudson to speak at your meetings. Dirty self promoters!
4. Never be a good public speaker.
5. Never get 2300 votes in NEC elections.
6. Never be popular with branches in the Eastern region.
7. Never show intelligence.
8. Never be John West.
9. Always be Stuart ' A Safe Pair of Hands' Gulleford. My heir and successor.
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