I tell you what, it was quite a struggle to get up at half-past-wife-beating this morning, when normally I don't wake up much before behead-the-infidel-o-clock. Bleedin' deliveries - I mean, why can't they give you a set time? Like "we'll be there between half-past-aiieeee and quarter-to-shag-a-child-bride"?
I despair, I do. Anyways, I'm off back to sleep. Someone wake me up at wipe-my-backside-with-my-bare-hand-o-clock please.
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