I have a very serious issue that I hope the moderators can resolve. Some b.ugger has taken eleven points off of my rep points.
Now I'm not one for telling tales or holding a grudge, but seriously!!!! Is this person insane? Can this be allowed? Can I have their e-mail, IP Address and any other personal information you may have on them so I can make their life a misery?
This is the message I received:
"Not funny. Don't give up the day job."
This message was in response to my overly hilarious jokes that I posted?? I don't get it and I want revenge!!
Here's the hilarious jokes:
Quote:
After his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if he would ever consider
going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer it if we called
her Heather.
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Three elderly ladies named Penelope, Maude and Gladys were
sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a
flasher approached from across the park.
The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them
and opened his trench coat.
Penelope immediately had a stroke.
Gladys also had a stroke.
But Maude, being older and more feeble,
couldn't reach that far ...
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A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really
rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll
have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your
clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be
expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to
satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment
above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
The! guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it."
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One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
So he tied her up and went golfing.
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Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."
"Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of chardonnay."
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After numerous rounds of "We don't know if Osama is still alive", Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of coded message:
370HSSV-0773H
Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA. With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for help. Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply: "Tell the President he's holding the message upside down.
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