Little exsert from story I might write one day.
Caroline flint and the Seven Dwarfs
Jaqui smith looked into the mirror and asked
'Mirror mirror on the wall who is the most culturally, socially diverse and unprejudiced middle class self appraising left winger of them all'.
The mirror replied.
'Alas Jaqui you come very close but their is one more self righteous, more self appraising, more willing to comment on subjects she has little or no idea about than you. Which believe me is hard as you take some topping'.
'Who is this' replied Jaqui wile patting her self on the back for all the good she'd done undermining British democracy and committing treason that week in the name of social justice.
'It is CAROLINE FLINT' the mirror stated.
'I must find her and remove her from parliament but where will she be'
' Probably in a nice restraint sipping champaign at the tax payers expence talking to the seven Dwarfs about what's best for the poor and under privileged'.
Jaquei was furious snapping back
'What would she know about the poor and under privileged. She dose not even know any poor and under privileged'
'Neither do you you ugly ****' said the mirror.
'Now can you please **** off before I break'.
It needs working on I've no doubt the punctuation is all wrong.
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