Has anyone else seen that advert for some TV programme or other stating that a rise of two degrees Celsius would cause mass extinction in the oceans? That may or may not be true - I'm not an expert on the matter - but they strategically neglected to mention one thing: the energy required to do it.
I'm an amateur physicist, so I spotted it

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1. One litre of water, I believe, takes 4,200 joules to have a rise in temperature of one degree Celsius.
2. 1,408,700,000 cubic kilometres is about 1.4087 × 10^21 litres, or 14,087,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
3. Now, we know that 4.2 kilojoules are needed to raise one litre of water by one degrees Celsius. Therefore, the total energy required to heat the entire volume of water on the Earth is equal to 1,408,700,000,000,000,000,000 times 4.2 kJ.
This will give us the amount of energy needed in kilojoules.
So let's do it: 1,408,700,000,000,000,000,000 times 4.2: 5,916,540,000,000,000,000,000 kilojoules.
Almost six thousand million billion kilojoules. Times that by a thousand to get the answer in joules.
And that's to raise the temperature of all the world's water by one degrees Celsius. Double the answer to raise it by two.
Bottom line: it's not gonna happen soon. The energy needed is too great.
Akria