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It becomes complusory for all registered males to adopt feminine names and set aside at least one day in the week for the statutory wearing of feminine dress between the hours of sunset and sunrise. Hetrosexuals begin to organise "straight pride" events and the the Boys in Pink (the new uniform colour code for serving Police officers) insist they are doing all they can to crack down on hetrophobic offences.

King Ali McMohammod, the second half Scottish, half Islamic monarch of the newly independent state of Londonistan, has promised to allow temporary passes to infidels visiting relatives across the newly built Londonistan Wall, built to encircle the M25 motorway (now used as a camel racetrack and giant sandpit to facilitate the desertification of Londonistan's streets with the obiligatory sandstorm effect after every strong gale).

Tony Blair arrested for the 22nd time after caught begging outside mosques whilst trying to sell hand drawings of the Prophet in bed with the chairman of American food and military hardware giant, Birdseye, with the slogan "Give Peas a Chance".