Labour win another landslide election in the UK, gaining 100% of the vote. Manifesto promises include outlawing all non-government political activity, new ways to spy on citizens and increasing income tax to 110%. The Secretary General of the UN, Tony Blair, announced the victory as 'a victory for all comrades.'
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Manus haec inimica tyrannis ense petit placidam sub libertate quietam - "This hand of mine, which is hostile to tyrants, seeks by the sword quiet peace under liberty."
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