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Biscuitman · 10-10-2005, 11:38 PM

This needs careful consideration.

Tomorrow night, I shall summon all my spiritual powers and enter a near comatose meditive state to commune with those higher beings from the astral plain.

I shall return with the answer.

This is at great personal risk and involves consuming a precise amount of mind bending chemicals - luckily for me I no longer have to struggle with test tubes , flasks and bunsen burners as this crucial conncoction is sold in Asda under the guise of a bottle of South 65 Special Reserve.

this precious liquid is also useful for time travel. All you need are two bottles and a pillow.

You drink the contents of the bottles, lay your head on the pillow, close your eyes for a second and you are immediately whisked forward 10 hours. - Works everytime.

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Biscuitman Uber Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Reading Posts: 3,486	This needs careful consideration. Tomorrow night, I shall summon all my spiritual powers and enter a near comatose meditive state to commune with those higher beings from the astral plain. I shall return with the answer. This is at great personal risk and involves consuming a precise amount of mind bending chemicals - luckily for me I no longer have to struggle with test tubes , flasks and bunsen burners as this crucial conncoction is sold in Asda under the guise of a bottle of South 65 Special Reserve. this precious liquid is also useful for time travel. All you need are two bottles and a pillow. You drink the contents of the bottles, lay your head on the pillow, close your eyes for a second and you are immediately whisked forward 10 hours. - Works everytime. __________________ IF THE EU WAS THE ANSWER, IT MUST HAVE BEEN A STUPID QUESTION!