Originally Posted by Biscuitman

Hi... my names Gari Baldi and I'm a virgo.
I'm looking for a happy go lucky female companion, must have own teeth. Interested in football, horse racing, darts, drinking and women.
Preferably with own source of income, giros accepted, and willing to fund outings to the sports venue/pub of my choice.
Must be able to get on with older people as my mother will be coming on dates with us.
Previous applicants need not apply.
Sense of humour or poor eyesight essential.