3rd US Presidential Debate
I thought I would jump the gun and tell you all how the "debate" will go tonight.
Bush
Bush says the word terror roughly 50 times. He will say he is strong, while Kerry is weak. He will say you can't trust Kerry to run America, while he has done such a great job. The strange lump will have moved down his back a little.
Kerry
Kerry will be everything to everyone. He will make Bush look like a shaven chimp again, but will also come across as insincere. Kerry will pat Bush on the back and break his radio linked to Cheney. He will wave to someone in the crowd.
The winner
Kerry can't lose, even with the puppet masters telling Bush what to do, he will still manage to mess up, just like he always does. The polls (except FO(i)X ) will declare Kerry the winner, for a clean sweep. The US will then go on to vote for Kerry and unless brother Jeb pulls something off again, that will be the last we see of the Bushes for a few years.
Tony Blair, just like a faithful dog when his master dies, will look like a beaten man and eventualy hand over to Gordon "Pension Destroyer" Brown.
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